Online Dating Profiles for World Football Stars

Every top-tier professional footballer makes a lot of cash and probably already has a female companion—perhaps more than one in some cases.

Should they ever enter the market and turn to the online spectrum, this is certainly not what these stars would put on their dating profile.

But hey, we've got to be honest, haven't we? It's a bit of fun, too.

Enjoy the slideshow!

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Iker Casillas

Online Name: Avenida-Iker-Casillas

Interests: Loyalty, leading by example

About: Iker has been with the same employer for over 10 years and he's looking to replicate that same loyalty in a relationship.

Iker has been crowned a champion and a leader in his profession and is certainly not afraid of a public display.

He is the front for a charity organisation and is happy to commit public displays of affection to any lucky taker.

Wayne Rooney

Online Name: Shrek_10

Interests: Swearing in public, improving hair lines.

About: Having recently had his receding hair line rectified with some wonderful surgery, Wayne has never looked better.

Impervious to criticism of his looks or mannerisms, but can't be considered a loyal partner.

Mild mannered the majority of the time, but can be prone to the odd outburst of aggression. 

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Online Name: ZlatanNo1

Interests: None

About: If you're looking for love, care and attention, don't opt for a date with Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

He's tall, dark and mysterious. He's also not interested in anything at all.

Recently, Zlatan admitted he couldn't be bothered to play football with his children and left that "task" up to the carer.

That being said, he's got a glorious ponytail—that you can't deny.

Sergio Ramos

Online name: It's_Sergio_Ramos_In_Here

Interests: Being fiercely competitive

About: Taking Sergio on as a companion would be a bit like starting a new art and construction project at school.

Deep down, there's a Sergio in there who's pleasant and kind. The exterior has a few prickles at the moment, though, and it's been suggested that Mr. Ramos should seek anger management.

He's also very clumsy, dropping things of high value in dangerous locations. 

Lionel Messi

Online Name: Magical_Leo

Interests: Playing FIFA12, socializing

About: Lionel is a friendly character who is redefining the word "modest." He's a humble, warm man who just wants to hang out and play football.

To date Leo, you'd need to be at least Division V standard in online FIFA12 seasonal play, as the Argentinian loves nothing more than to sit around and compete with his companions.

Lionel never shows off, wears normal clothes and owns everyday household items, even though he earns an absurd amount of money.

Carlos Tevez

Online name: Controversial_Carlos

Interests: Controversy

About: Carlos Tevez No. 32 is not just a person, it's a brand.

While Carlos acquits himself in a fine manner during the initial settling period, he has been known to get cold feet and, for lack of a better phrase, "do a runner."

Brazil and Argentina are both countries he holds in high esteem, though if his heart is set on moving, he'll consider almost anywhere else regardless of the circumstances.

Should only be considered as an immediate "pick-me-up," not suitable for a long-term relationship.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Online name: CR7

Interests: Being the best, hair care and appearance

About: According to Cristiano himself, he is one of a kind.

He loves looking great, feeling great and doing great things. Skimpy clothes are a favourite and if he's not the centre of attention, cover your ears and shield your eyes.

Cristiano has a long history of dating many, many beautiful girls. His head is only turned by the very best.

Looking for a short-term fling, but open to a long-term relationship with the perfect girl.

Mario Balotelli

Online name: SuperMario

Interests: Being generous, playing with fireworks

About: Mario Balotelli is sure to be a tremendous catch for any outgoing, young and quirky females.

It just so happens that Mario is very rich. He has been known to hand out cash when he's feeling festive or has raked in a win at the casino.

He's also reportedly been spotted paying off library fines and using fireworks in his own bathroom.

How much of this is true? click his profile and get in touch to find out!