Jon Brockman Video: Watch Bucks' Brockness Monster's Insane Trick Shot Video

Ladies and gentlemen, I have urgent news that requires your immediate attention:

The Brockness Trick Shot Monster lives once more!

Some suspect that this monster is actually Jon Brockman of the Milwaukee Bucks, though these claims are unsubstantiated at this point (no, they aren't—that really is Jon Brockman of the Milwaukee Bucks).

The Brockness Trick Shot Monster is known for prowling upon empty basketball courts and unleashing a bevy of amazing and sometimes hilarious trick basketball shots.

Be on the lookout for oversized boxing gloves or even a Segway, which the monster has been known to ride around on while making references from really dumb movies.

Some have even said that if you walk around the Bradley Center court before a Bucks game and listen closely, you can hear echoing throughout the stadium the whispered phrase, "That's how it's done..."

Freaky stuff, I know.

Fear not, friends—though described as a monster, the Brockness Trick Shot Monster is incredibly harmless, both to civilians and opponents alike, as he is regularly confined to the bench.

It's a sad fate for such an enchanting being as the Brockness Trick Shot Monster, especially in a league that has so many other monsters that deceive you into thinking otherwise with their name, such as Metta World Peace.

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