Bradying: New Internet Meme Not Nearly as Cool as LoMoing

Bradying is stupid.

I mean, come on? Sitting down with your legs outstretched, your hands in your lap and your chin on your chest? What's the fun in that?

Maybe you need a little background as far as what the heck we're talking about. 

Very well. For your information, this is Bradying:

Pretty lame, huh?

Yet for whatever reason, Bradying has caught on. It's taken the Internet by storm, and there is actually a website dedicated to Bradying pictures. Not surprisingly, it's Bradying.com.

If you are Bradying right now, take my word for it that you're missing out. You could be LoMoing.

This, my friends, is LoMoing:

Ah yes. Now this is a good way to spend one's time. LoMoing strikes a perfect balance between being relaxing and being totally cool. This is Sean Connery's James Bond meets the guy on the couch from Half-Baked.

It's awesome. In fact, in a strange way, it's almost regal.

LoMoing's back story is considerably more interesting than Bradying's back story, which basically consists of a picture that fell in the hands of a bunch of Patriots trolls.

LoMoing is the brainchild of Miami Marlins outfielder Logan Morrison, who is among the awesomest dudes on Twitter. He started the trend in late January when he tweeted that he was starting a LoMoing contest, which was accompanied by the above image.

Next thing you knew, ESPN.com was talking about LoMoing. Soon after, MLB.com was talking about it. If you take a moment to Google "LoMoing," you'll find a collection of images that are fit for the Louvre.

This is because LoMoing is awesome, you see. If you venture to try it, you'll see just how awesome it is. You'll feel younger, more handsome, more confident. It's like using a Bowflex, except without all the hard work.

Here's my testimonial:

For the record, I took that this morning and I've felt great ever since. Had I chosen to Brady instead, I probably would have called in sick and spent all day drinking Irish coffees and bemoaning my station in life.

Internet posing memes shouldn't have that kind of effect on one's person. They're supposed to be fun.

Bradying is not fun. LoMoing is. Try it some time.