M&M's Super Bowl Commercial: Why Wanda Sykes Should Be Ms. Brown

OK, I admit, I'm intrigued about the character of Ms. Brown, the original M&M flavor. It would only make sense for the nasally and comically aggressive Wanda Sykes to voice this character. Ms. Brown is apparently pissed and neglected; who pulls that act off better than Wanda?

The teaser commercial has a very E!True Hollywood Story feel to it, and it sets up a potential scandal in the candy world quite nicely.

In order to pull this off, there are a few traits Ms. Brown must have, and I contend that Wanda has them all.

Ms. Brown must be aggressive. Take a look at Wanda as Biggy Shorty in the guilty pleasure classic, Pootie-Tang

Ms. Brown needs a little Biggy Shorty influence. How dare these people ignore the original chocolate? Without her, there could be no other flavors. Red, green, blue, yellow, they're just her, painted over.

Just like those two in the car got the wrong idea about Biggie Shorty, the candy world is mistaken about Ms. Brown, and she's ready to tell her story. 

Ms. Brown also needs to be funny. Wanda's got you covered there, too. She is the veteran of several stand-up comedy routines, and this segment below is from "I'm a be Me"

Disclaimer ((Includes profane language))

Wanda will utilize her time wisely, as she voiced the opinions, concerns and frustrations of the original chocolate. She may just may need a seven-second delay to protect those with sensitive ears, but in the end, you'll get her point.

Lastly, Wanda's style just says chocolate M&M. She's brown, usually smiling and has a sharp tongue. Though they both may seem to have a hard exterior, on the inside, they are both probably sweet....awwww.

If I'm right about Wanda, M&M people, please feel free to contact me about future super Bowl commercial concepts. My fee is only three percent of that exorbitant amount you paid for ad space.