Serena Williams: Is the Tennis Star Courting Fellow Player Grigor Dimitrov?

Holy guacamole, you guys—Serena Williams was spotted having lunch and walking around the streets of Paris with fellow tennis player Grigor Dimitrov! How exciting!

Here's the "inside scoop" from the New York Post's Page Six:

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The former women's No. 1 was spotted out in Paris on Monday with Bulgarian tennis pro Grigor Dimitrov. A spy tells us the pair had lunch at hip restaurant L'Avenue, and then left together for a romantic stroll on the streets of Paris, where Williams has an apartment.

They were also spotted visiting the Eiffel Tower. Despite the age gap — Dimitrov is 20 and Williams 30 — the spy said, "They were laughing and seemed to really enjoy each other's company. It looked like a first date."

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What makes a stroll a romantic stroll? Was Serena flipping her hair around and giggling flirtatiously at Dimitrov's jokes? Was Dimitrov guiding Serena through doors by gently resting his hand on the small of her back?

And I love how seriously The Post writes these stories. They don't have sources, they have spies. Imagine if this was as big a deal as they make it sound in this article. I'm trying to imagine how Anderson Cooper might report this on CNN:

"Hold on, I'm receiving word that Serena and Dimitrov were overheard talking about their favorite colors, and each said they loved blue. Wow, if that's the case, these two are really hitting it off."

Suddenly the camera cuts to Wolf Blitzer at that interactive screen thing they use, and he starts pointing out which states are said to favor the two dating, and which aren't that fond of the situation.

Let's flip channels over to Jon Stewart at The Daily Show, who starts reading this news before literally exploding into a giant ball of fire that consumes the entire set.

And I'm spent.

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