January Transfer Window 2012: Deadline Day Jokes

Carlos Tevez has been spotted at Liverpool, Arsenal's Jack Wilshere is on the move and a certain Mr. Messi has been spotted at Manchester City.

Also, Manchester United are set to sign a replacement for David De Gea, and breaking news has emerged about the Premier League transfer window.

Here are some of the best jokes on England's transfer deadline day. 

Carlos Tevez Transfer Update

On ESPN Soccernet's Deadline Day Live, Dale Johnson updated us all on the Carlos Tevez situation.

"Tevez update?" asked a City fan.

"Three under par going into the back nine."

Carlos Tevez Seen at Liverpool

As you can see, Carlos Tevez has been spotted driving into Melwood, ahead of a potential move to Liverpool.

He's also been pictured walking into the training ground with Kenny Dalglish.

Both pictures are of course legitimate... probably.

Messi Spotted at Manchester City

A certain Mr. Messi could be set for a sensational move to Manchester City after being spotted outside the Etihad Stadium.

Jack Wilshere Tries New Career as a Comedian

Jack Wilshere, seen here grinding a Boca Juniors player, is changing career path after having a crack at comedy. He tweeted:

"

Its transfer deadline day and I have decided I want to move.....from mine to my mums for a nice warm dinner please! #FREEZING

"

To which one follower replied: "JackWilshere more cups at your mums than Arsenal #afc just the 1 mug though :-)"

Transfer Window Not Actually a Window

Extensive research has concluded that the transfer window, contrary to popular belief, isn't actually a window.

The phrase has baffled literary experts for years, with many claiming that it should be called "transfer door" instead, as people are more likely to enter through a door than a window. 

One leading novelist said:

"

I understand that through a window objects can come in, but that can be said of a door too, and let’s be honest a footballer is more likely to enter via a door. Why don’t they call it the transfer door? Or to save all debate the player entrance?

"

Read the full story here.

Manchester United Set to Sign David De Gea Replacement

Manchester United are set to sign Dracula as a replacement for underperforming David De Gea.

According to the club's goalkeeper coach, he can handle crosses better.

In other news, Cristiano Ronaldo calls De Gea a sausage.

Carlos Tevez Spotted at Melwood Again

Carlos Tevez has been spotted once again at Melwood, this time down a drain. 

Rumour has it he was walking around the pitch looking for a new dugout. 

Andy Carroll and Fernando Torres

Anybody looking for more deadline day jokes, here's two great ones for you.

Andy Carroll and Fernando Torres.