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UFC The Movie?

Daris BrownJan 5, 2009

UFC fans are seriously devoted to the sport of MMA. They know their favorite fighters training habits, lifestyle, and even favorite foods. They are fully aware of everything that goes on in the MMA world. But few have heard about Zuffa's brand new movie project that has leaked on some sites.

In an action/thriller, UFC the Movie takes viewers from the early birth of the UFC to the present day excitement. So far this is all the synopsis available, but they did leak the actors who've signed on (some of who are rumored). And it is an all-star cast that will make Ocean's Eleven look like a group of inner city stage play.

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Here is the cast:

Dana White—Bruce Willis

Bruce has the look and the sense of humor who can perfectly capture the fun-loving, fiery tongued president of the UFC.

Anderson Silva—Omar Epps

Plays a TV doctor on House, this former star of the boxing drama Against the Ropes is ripped and ready to go.

Chuck Liddell—Hugh Jackman

The Emmy awarding Aussie has taken the part to heart. He's traded his ripped muscles and Wolverine sideburns for a beer belly and a goatee.

He looks scary real.

Rampage Jackson—Lawrence Fishbourne

Although he's been acting for decades, his career took off with the sci-fi action series the Matrix, Fishbourne returns to the screen as Rampage Jackson. Formerly known as Cowboy Curtis from Pee-Wee's Playhouse, you know he has a great sense of humor— and a ruthless right hook.

Georges St. Pierre—Michael Rosenbaum

The star of television's Smallville trimmed down and added 12 percent muscle with an excruciating three month work out.

Brock Lesnar—Michael Clarke Duncan

I hear the body paint on this one is atrocious, yet Duncan's acting ability makes you color blind. Although there's nobody else out there to play the behemoth, Duncan does him justice.

Randy Couture—Himself

A role that has made Captain America finally believable. Couture plays the role so well it's hard to believe that Ashton Kutcher was almost cast in his place.

Houston Alexander—Common

Just as Alexander shocked the world with his victory over Keith Jardine, Common puts an Oscar worthy performance as the Assassin. Unfortunately for Common, Houston has fallen out of the UFC's graces as fast as he gained it.

Jeff Monson—Kevin James

Fully committed to his role, James goes through lipo and chest lift to take the role. James takes advantage of White's gift for his devotion to the UFC, and gets tatted up for real. What he's going to do now that he's physically changed when Mall Cop 2 comes out I don't know.

Herb Dean—DJ Sway

Long locks and all, DJ Sway fully embraces his role as he rules the octagon.

Ring Girls—Megan Fox and Kate Hudson

*This article is merely for entertainment, so don't get worked up. ;)

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