Megan Fox Island, Foul Mouthed Raven

Welcome to BR 5—your source for Sports and Pop Culture News.

Today’s episode of BR5 gets you up-to-date on everything from Terrell Suggs' opinion of Skip Bayless to plenty of Megan Fox.

Terrell Suggs does what so many fans have done before in the privacy of their own homes—he calls Skip Bayless a douchebag .  Apparently, the Ravens' Linebacker thinks ESPN's Bayless was being unfair during an interview and warned him not to be a douchebag. 

Kris Humphries wants a divorce. From his own image!

The former Mr. Kardashian and part-time basketball player is severing his ties with Anderson Group Public Relations after 73 days of professional bliss together, which is one day longer than Kris with a K’s marriage to Kim Kardashian lasted.

Who would you rather be stuck on a desert island with, Megan Fox or Mike Tyson?

A new Brazilian commercial for English lessons features one island filled with a bunch of Megan Foxes—right next to an island covered in Iron Mike’s. The message of the ad seems to be, if you use this product, you will get a ton of Megan Foxes; if you don’t, you are doomed to live on an island with way too many Mike Tysons.  

A rose by any other name still would have finished 40 games out of first.  The new owner of the Houston Astros says he’s thinking about changing the team’s name.  

Jim Crane says there’s no word yet as to what the new name will be, but with the trend of naming rights in sports these days, look out for The Houston Pepsis, the Houston Papa John’s Pizzas or, possibly, the Houston 1-800 SLEEPY’s..

In post championships news, Alex Smith might be preparing for a new career. The niners quarterback was spotted on two separate occasions dressed like an auto mechanic. 

Also, in ousted playoff team news, Baltimore fans are dealing with the loss two ways—either by screaming at their friend or by chomping on a mouthpiece like local anchor Marty Bass, who admitted to biting through his while watching the game.

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