Grady Sizemore Engaged: Brittany Binger Set to Marry Greg Oden of Baseball

Marriage is hard for athletes. They are always off, playing their stupid games. It's a good thing that Grady Sizemore will soon be on the DL soon, because then he can spend all the time with fiancee Brittany Binger. 

Yes, the Indians star slugger with a heart of gold and a left knee that has been surgically altered will marry his long-time boo. 

Cleveland Indians beat writer Paul Hoynes drops the great news in the form of an exuberant tweet. Okay, perhaps we are assuming too much with the exuberance.

Let us first raise a hypothetical glass of champagne to the soon-to-be-married couple. We wish them nothing bu the best and fine health. 

Now about that health. I am sure Indians fans will want double wishing on that stuff. Sizemore has the skills to be one of the best hitters in baseball. Sadly, fate and injury keep getting in the way. 

That hasn't stopped the Indians from buying in as they just gave the perennial disabled lister $5 million for one year. Here is to hoping that the one year is more along the lines of 2008, when he slugged 33 home runs and batted in 90 runs. 

If not, Sizemore certainly knocked it out of the park with Binger. Binger is a former Miss June 2007 Playboy Playmate of the Month. 

Since I enjoy a captivated audience, I will provide the eye candy portion of this good news roll out here. And that, my friends, is what they call winning. 

Sizemore may be just as banged up as the NBA's Greg Oden, but he is off to a great start this year. He has a fine new contract that gives him one last chance to shine. 

If not, he will live a lifetime of wedded bliss with Ms. Binger. And judging by things, life is going to be extremely blissful 

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