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Ryan Braun is a cheater and a liar. We have known the Milwaukee Brewers slugger was a cheater for a while now, especially after years of defiance led to the acceptance of a 65-game suspension in the wake of the Biogenesis investigation.

Looking back on his legendary speech after, ahem, clearing his name during the 2012 drug suspension appeal—and the many denials before and after—is comical at this point. Everything Braun has said about performance-enhancing drugs in the past now serves to expose him as a liar.

With nothing left to lose at this point, Braun released a statement, via MLBlogs, apologizing for the cheating and the lying. And while fans of the Brewers won't forget what Braun did, they certainly can, and will, forgive him. 

While a lengthy tell-all statement seems like a good start, especially after rumors swirled last week that Braun was sullying the name of the test collector by suggesting he was anti-Semitic, there is one way Braun will get Brewers fans back on his side.

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Adrian Peterson might be taking the whole "Purple Jesus" thing a tad too literally.

When I saw the quote "I'm juicing on the blood of Jesus" flash across my Twitter feed from NFL humor site Kissing Suzy Kolber, I assumed it was a tease for another one of its clever satirizations, creating an over-inflated egotistical caricature of the league's reigning MVP.

Clicking the link had me ready for hilarity, until I realized it was an actual direct quote Peterson used in a feature for Peter King's new football-centric TheMMQB.com. Sorry, KSK, Peterson outdid you at your own game.

In a feature called "10 Things I Think I Think," King's site asks current and former players to share 10 bite-sized nuggets of information about their careers, upcoming expectations and whatever else is on their minds. Peterson, it seems, has records on his mind. And Jesus.

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Chip Kelly came to the NFL from the University of Oregon as something of a football innovator.

Kelly has always prided himself on finding any possible edge to make his team better, even if a new idea or innovation flips the NFL paradigm on its head. In one offseason, Kelly has changed the entire Eagles training camp process, from location to nutrition to the music to the pace in which the team practices and plays.

If everything in Kelly's NFL seems different, why shouldn't that pertain to the quarterback situation as well?

Everyone—from Eagles fans to the players to even the media—has been patient while Kelly evaluates his quarterbacks to determine the best player to lead the Eagles into his first NFL season.

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Too often in life, human beings define one another by what makes them different.

Throughout time, the human race has gone out of its way to classify and categorize itself into different subcultures based on color, language, religion and—as is the case in the world of international sports right now—sexuality.

Russia, host of the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics, recently passed a law that essentially prohibits people from "acting gay" in public. The actual term the Russian law—signed into effect by President Vladimir Putin in June—uses is "propaganda on nontraditional sexual relationships."

In other words, you are allowed to be gay while in Russia, but you aren't allowed to be gay in public, or show support for anyone who is gay in public, while in Russia.

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What can a soccer fan get for $83 million?

Someone in charge of a top European football club might get an entirely rebuilt midfield for that sum—or, inexplicably, one world-class offensive player—to make a run at a league title and a spot in the UEFA Champions League.

Someone in charge of the top soccer league in America might come close to paying the salaries of every single player in MLS. (The total of salaries in MLS, before Clint Dempsey's mega-deal with Seattle Sounders, is somewhere in the neighborhood of $90 million.)

Or, perhaps with $83 million, someone in charge of an American television network could procure the rights to televise every single English Premier League match for an entire year. That is precisely what NBC did last year to secure the rights to Premier League matches in America for each of the next three seasons.

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Jason Dufner was not the best player on the PGA Tour to never win a major, and he never will be after winning the 2013 PGA Championship by two strokes over Jim Furyk on Sunday.

The game may have owed Dufner a major after he lost the 2011 PGA in heartbreaking fashion to his good friend Keegan Bradley. If there was a moniker in golf for the "player who hadn't won a major but really should have," Dufner would have been on that short list—with the likes of Dustin Johnson, Thomas Bjorn, Jean Van de Velde and Colin Montgomerie to name a few. 

But in the competition for the label "best player never to win a major," Dufner started the year behind two of this year's other major victors—Adam Scott and Justin Rose. Now, with them off the list, who's at the top?

Many thought  Scott—the 2013 Masters champion—would have won multiple majors by this point in his career. Dufner was probably not in the same category as  Rose—the 2013 U.S. Open Champion—either, at least in terms of longevity in his career. Regardless, all three are now immortalized in the annals of major golf (as the British Open winner, Phil Mickelson, already was).

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I don't know if Albert Pujols has ever taken performance-enhancing drugs. Frankly, I don't care. The Steroid Era in baseball, which rather seamlessly morphed into the PED Era, has become so much more about defending one's innocence that it could ever be about actually, you know, being innocent.

Baseball moralists—many of whom consistently looked the other way as Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa were saving the sport in the 1990s yet seem to revel in the demise of today's cheaters with perverted delight—have a difficult conundrum on their hands: Should they believe Pujols when he defends his Hall of Fame-caliber career, or believe former St. Louis Cardinal All-Star Jack Clark, who recently accused Pujols of cheating?

Facts, in this particular drug allegation, are hard to come by. The only facts we know are that Clark went on his new radio show and accused Pujols of taking steroids early in his career, Pujols denied those claims, and Clark was removed from his radio job. That's the black and white in this story, with the rest, like everything in this era in Major League Baseball, swathed in a sea of gray.

Clark claimed that Chris Mihlfeld, a former trainer for Pujols, told Clark in 2000—when both worked in the Dodgers organization—that the trainer "shot Pujols up" with drugs earlier in his career. Clark said that he didn't know who Pujols was at the time, but Mihlfeld told him the slugger would soon be a star. Pujols debuted in the majors in 2001 and has been a star ever since.

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For much of his first round at the 2013 PGA Championship, Tiger Woods didn't play poorly. In fact, if you only saw Woods off the tee or on the greens, there were times where he looked downright great. 

After carding a two-under 33 on his first nine—the back nine at Oak Hill as Woods began off the 10th tee on Thursday—the top-ranked golfer in the world struggled coming home to finish one over par, six strokes behind the leader at the time he finished his round.

After his double-bogey finish at the ninth hole, Woods "politely declined" to speak on camera with the television crew, but did talk with the assembled media following his round.

As Steve DiMeglio of USA Today noted, on his first nine Woods saved par from eight, four, three, four and five feet after missing the green in regulation, so the notion of Woods leaving the ball right where he wanted it may have been a bit rose colored. 

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As long as there have been sports, there have been scandals surrounding the world's greatest athletes. Surely the ancient Greeks were no strangers to athletic opprobrium—the first Olympic Games were purportedly held in the nude—and today's sports often feel no different.

This list of some of the biggest scandals in modern sports is far from complete. It is difficult when compiling a chronology of malfeasance, corruption and deceit in sports to include absolutely everything without creating a list that, literally, could never end. At the time of this publication, there is a chance the reigning Heisman Trophy winner could be ruled ineligible by the NCAA and that may not even be the third biggest scandal this month. 

The list of scandals in the modern era of sports topples triple digits off the top of one's head, but we've tried to compile a representative list while acknowledging some other memorable scandals in each write-up along the way. We present them in chronological order.

Again, this list is not exhaustive. Sports are just too damn scandalous for that.

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No organization, not even the omnipresent National Collegiate Athletic Association, should own a man's name. 

According to a report by ESPN's Darren Rovell and Justine Gubar, the NCAA is investigating reigning Heisman Trophy winner Johnny Manziel for reportedly receiving a "five-figure flat fee" in exchange for signing hundreds of autographs on photos and sports memorabilia.

The NCAA frowns upon student-athletes using their celebrity to make money, especially if it was obtained because of one's performance as a student-athlete. A Heisman Trophy winner can become famous for being college football's best player, but the NCAA will not allow him to make any money off that fame without giving up his ability to continue playing college football. 

The NCAA and its member institutions—the primary benefactors of a multi-billion-dollar industry—hold the rules of "amateurism" over every student-athlete, owning the rights to everything about them, including their name, until their eligibility is exhausted.