Pro Cyclist Cites Bloomin' Onion for Poor Race Performance (humor)
May 3, 2010
Unknown Rider Wins Presitgious Bike Race, Tests Positive For Spinach (Satire)
April 23, 2010
Study: Wearing Cycling Shoes in Cafés Linked To Posture Disorder (satire)
April 2, 2010
Sleep-Deprived Feed Zone Worker Hands Rider Musette of Biohazard Waste
January 7, 2010
I'm not a cyclist, but I play one on TV. Actually, I play one on the weekends when I dress up in sissy, multi-colored spandex and pretend to be a racer. I used to race. Well, let me say I entered bike races. Some may argue that my performance could not be construed as 'racing' so much as 'hanging on for dear life,' 'wheel-sucking,' and 'vomitting.' Regardless, I paid for a license and wore a number, so I raced, dammit! I also like writing, and know just enough about the sport to be dangerously opinionated. Approach with caution.
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