Eddie Shore
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Eddie Shore

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About

After being expelled from high-school for academic ineligibility, Eddie was immediately offered a full-scholarship at the U, SC, and the entire SEC. Accepting, and then opting to red-shirt all 4 years, he spent the early 2000s grifting in the sports books in Vegas, allegedly convincing Steve Wynn to ‘bet the deed’ to the Bellagio that the US would win the World Cup in soccer. No charges were ever filed, as no bets were ever made. After a 2 year stint with black ops creating puppet governments across S. America and S. Carolina, and an unsuccessful bid to takeover Microsoft on credit, he remains a recluse, only making himself available to interviews on the BBC, MTV, and anyone from the Playboy Mansion. He lists OJ as a hero. But not the murderer, the beverage.

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Kobe, anyone who throws an elbow at jason Kidd, Larry Fitzgerald, and every contestant on Wipeout

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Wings, Lakers, Yankees, Michigan Football, All Original 6, Steelers, Tigers, Any high school football team that roids

  • Favorite Coaches

    Bela Karolyi

  • All Time Sports Moment

    Lefty putting one off courtesy tent to Tin Cup a US Open

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    The final scene in Hoosiers

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    The number of illegitimate kids Sean Kemp has

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Say Hey

  • Unitas or Montana?

    whoever's wife is hotter

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan couldn't hold Russell's jock

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Yzerman

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Capri Sun

  • Federer or Sampras?

    the Olsen twins

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    both overrated in majors

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    JJ

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    hahahaha, for real?

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    Big 10-11-12

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  • Paulo de santos posted 807 days ago

    Paulo de santos

    Honestly I dont get you amercians? Is the british open gol!?!?You hate the british, try and diss us at every opportunity and yet you dont realise you lots are wankers! we and the rest of the world hate you! Seriosuly no one would care if america disapeared. Stop feeling superior and dont get jealous becasue we have a culture! laters loser!

  • JW Nix posted 920 days ago

    JW Nix

    check this out :

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/234112-now-is-the-time-for-nfl-fans-to-unite

  • Eddie Shore posted 1075 days ago

    Eddie Shore

    Lance Armstrong is coming out of retirement to try to win another tour. That takes serious ball.