Chelsea the Kingslayer

Chelsea the Kingslayer

About

"I am Jose Mourinho and I don't change. I arrive with all my qualities and my defects." - Jose Mourinho

"By what right does the wolf judge the lion? By what right?" - Jaime Lannister

About me: I am a former poster at the now-defunct, but once-great CFC fansite "Chelsea.TheOffside.com" (hello Jack and Devin!) who then came here in summer 2012 after it closed down because of the relative ease of joining B/R and the mysterious difficulty (technical? blocked?) in joining other Chelsea fansites. As a creature of habit (or laziness, lol) I haven't been a member anywhere else so I hope my comments here have generated some food for thought, started memes that travel elsewhere (hello WAGNH!) or a laugh or two among the Chelsea Community over the years and will continue to do so. I'm carefree, wherever I may be. KTBFFH!

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  • Diego Costa posted 452 days ago

    Diego  Costa

    Thanks Chelsea-bro, f*ck all the haters like "Thelions"

  • Chelsea the Kingslayer posted 459 days ago

    Chelsea the Kingslayer

    10 POINTS TO THELIONS FOR BEING SUCH A SORRY PUNTER

  • Chelsea the Kingslayer posted 459 days ago

    Chelsea the Kingslayer

    This is dedicated to Man United for beating sorry Aston Villa, a club that can only fill half its stadium with internet stalking wankers like "TheLions" --

    Glory, glory, Man United,
    Glory, glory, Man United,
    Glory, glory, Man United,
    And the reds go marching on, on, on.
    Just like the Busby Babes in Days gone by
    We'll keep the Red Flags flying high
    You've got to see yourself from far and wide
    You've got to hear the masses sing with pride
    United! Man United!
    We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
    Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
    We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
    Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
    We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
    In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty
    Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three
    And everyone will know just who we are
    They'll be singing 'Que Sera Sera'
    United! Man United!
    We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
    Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
    We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
    Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
    We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
    Glory Glory Man United
    Glory Glory Man United
    Glory Glory Man United
    As the reds Go Marching On! On! On! (3x)

  • Chelsea the Kingslayer posted 459 days ago

    Chelsea the Kingslayer

    Aston Villa beats Chelsea in lucky fashion and then got destroyed by Stoke City AND Manchester United! They're on a roll! What a bunch of clowns!

  • TheLions .. posted 466 days ago

    TheLions ..

    10 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR FOR BEING SUCH A GLORY HUNTER

  • TheLions .. posted 466 days ago

    TheLions ..

    OMFG I CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DELETED MOST OF YOUR ABOUT. YOU ARE REALLY A MASSIVE GLORY HUNTER ARENT YOU AHAHAHA ALSO ON MY OTHER POST WHERE YOU AND THAT GUY WHERE TRYING TO JUSTIFY YOUR GLORY HUNTING, HE DELETED HIS COMMENT BECAUSE HE REALISED I WAS RIGHT AGAIN HAHAHA

  • TheLions .. posted 466 days ago

    TheLions ..

    Ive only just started mate, and your 3 fans are hardly anything to boast about hahaha
    also yeah aston villa arent doing to well atm, not afraid to admit that, but we're improving slowly but surely, and villa fans are getting restless cause we deserve better.
    And typical chelsea fan, blame it on the referee, we beat you fair and square, what about earlier this season when terry handballed it and we got fouled in the box? does your football knowledge even go back that far?

    you know what is laughable? You decided to support a club "i live for (and sometimes die with) this Football Club." because they wear the colour blue!! good job mate!! and you changed your about statement ahahahahahaha

  • Chelsea the Kingslayer posted 466 days ago

    Chelsea the Kingslayer

    Aston Villa beat Chelsea in lucky fashion and then got destroyed by Stoke City a week later! Must have been good officiating this time around.

  • Chelsea the Kingslayer posted 466 days ago

    Chelsea the Kingslayer

    "TheLions does not have any fans." ROTFLMAO

  • Chelsea the Kingslayer posted 466 days ago

    Chelsea the Kingslayer

    Scoring Scoring Chelsea!

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