My name is Fredward Gertrude Gary Billy Henelius Simmons Valdez Jacobson III. I have special talents in throwing horseradish at 15 Ft. per second. I also have had experience in illustrious photographs. I have been on X-Factor only to make fun of Simon's face. I have flung a banana for 289 yards before. I make movies with special effects. If you would like to participate please contact me at 559-732-4040. Thank you very much my sirs and ma'ams.
Hey dude when are you coming back?
Great I will. Are you keeping your old account or are you making a new one?
Luke your back! Make a new account or try to get your old one back. See you tonight at our game.
Is your name actually Fredward? That is awesome.