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Ireland Clutching At Straws

Listen to enough English radio and TV talk shows and you'd be certain that Thierry Henry was a murderer and that the French Republic was harbouring a wanted fugitive. Travesty of justice. Miscarriage of Justice...

Written by tumang bokaba about 10 days ago 89 reads 8 comments
Arsenal: England's Traditional Bearer at Cross Roads

Arsenal were founded in 1886 and were the first Southern club to join the Football League, in 1893. This is a club that prides itself in its tradition and longevity in the professional ranks of football...

Written by tumang bokaba about about 1 month ago 617 reads 8 comments
The Mannequin Called Abou Diaby

They say a picture says a thousand words. I am not certain about that, but in the case of the above picture, the saying does provide a lot of proof...

Written by tumang bokaba about about 1 month ago 733 reads 19 comments
Adebayor Needs To Move on

Every relationship comes to an end, by force or design. And when that happens, whatever party remains needs to move on. It is also true that you can measure the extent of another's regret and love by the many times he/she continues talking about you...

Written by tumang bokaba about about 1 month ago 443 reads 17 comments
Denilson and Song: The Rebirth of the Invisible Wall

The Everton game has come and gone. Expectations shattered. Few managers worried. A couple players doubted their decisions. Truck loads of humble pie served to the fourth estate. Most are still choking from it...

Written by tumang bokaba about 3 months ago 799 reads 46 comments
Masterful Arsenal Blast Pretenders

Arsenal defied critics and haters alike in manner that will surely put due fear in their EPL counterparts. The gunners were as ruthless as they were efficient in destroying a team that has deluded ...

Written by tumang bokaba about 3 months ago 233 reads 2 comments
A Manager Who Could Speak Up Sits Aimlessly as Arsenal Falls Apart

I am one of the most ardent defenders of Arsene Wenger, but judging by his recent (in)actions even I have to ask what the f is wrong with Arsenal? Callum D'Souza wondered "Is selling Kolo Toure ...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 1,969 reads 31 comments
Ashley Cole and Adebayor Bitch At Arsenal

It is true then, hell hath no fury like a bitch scorned! And Ashley Cole is one mighty bitch. The man who carries the reputation of slut has taken a dig at his former employers by stating he ...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 404 reads 41 comments
Bendtner to Milan: Joke Or Respect?

The pink-loving Arsenal Striker Niklas Bendtner is apparently on the wanted list of Italian giants AC Milan. The young Danish international has never really set the Emirates on fire with his ...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 618 reads 46 comments
Arsenal: A Polarising Insititution

Can anyone name me a football club more polarising than this North London Club? With Arsenal it seems, fans or neutrals alike, either love the team completely or hate the club whole-heartedly...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 413 reads 16 comments
Aliaksandr Hleb: A Lesson For Emmanuel Adebayor In Overestimating One's Talent

A plethora of articles have been written about Wenger's ingenious move to rid his stable of a five-legged Togolese stallion. I'm sure these will continue. I initially thought of naming the article: "Manchester City FC: Premier Rubbish Collectors...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 1,352 reads 24 comments
The Trouble with Bleacher Report

This piece is not necessarily about sports, but rather about my struggling with the one thing I love the most. I am one of the many fans and dedicated readers of this amazing social network for sports fans...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 125 reads 11 comments
Arsene Wenger: The Joker in Disguise

While the man has provided fans with lots of trophies and entertaining football during his 13 years at the club, he has also proven himself to be quite a comic...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 873 reads 21 comments
Age Cheating: The Scourge of Africa

"He's only 25, albeit a Nigerian 25, and so if that is his age he's still got a good few years ahead of him." Believe it or not this is manager praising his own player! The words were said ...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 271 reads 34 comments
Ade Bye Bye: Adebayor on His Bike to Manchester

Now here's a piece of news that Arsenal fans will receive with mixed emotions! Sky Sports is reporting that the petulant Togo international is in transfer negotiations with Money bags Manchester City...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 663 reads 30 comments
O, Fenomenon: Redemption Of A Die Harder.

The article is meant to be a what if, please let me know what you think before I can continue with it. It is meant to be fantastical. I hope you enjoy! Hollywood could not have written a better dramatic thriller cum fantasy like this one...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 498 reads 0 comments
Barca Blow Cesc Fabregas Deal

It seems Barcelona has pissed away any slight chances they had of signing Arsenal Spanish starlet Cesc Fabregas, by essentially rating him as an equivalent of a left-over meal...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 518 reads 30 comments
Poaching Talent: Moral Issue or Calculated Risk?

Once again, UEFA President Michel Platini has, in absence of any real work to do, decided to attack the English Premier League for supposedly poaching young continental talents for their own benefit...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 176 reads 24 comments
Arsenal Going Retro Forward

Arsenal manager the esteemed french tactician has decided to be nostalgic for the coming season in order to boost his team championship chances. Said he "sometimes in life one has to step backwards to move forward"...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 478 reads 4 comments
Is Cesc Fabregas Exit Imminent for Arsenal?

Gunners all over the world are about to see their worst nightmare turn into reality. According to The Sun, Arsenal has valued their captain at £40M in anticipation of the Spanish Armada that is Barcelona and Real Madrid...

Written by tumang bokaba about 4 months ago 1,158 reads 30 comments
World Cup 2010: Never Mind the Stereotypes, Who is South Africa?

Now that the Confederations Cup is nearing its end, skeptics will once again rise, not to congratulate South Africa for a wonderful tournament, but rather to seek to point out minor hiccups ...

Written by tumang bokaba about 5 months ago 142 reads 0 comments
Ronaldo and REal Madrid: What They Really Stand For!

RONALDO R -Ravenous Little Piglet O - Oink! N - Nero's cousin are you? A - Anally Arrogant L - London wont miss you D - Debt trigger O - Oh you will be fat! Real Madrid R - Real E - EconomicA ...

Written by tumang bokaba about 5 months ago 58 reads 0 comments
Tony Adams: Why Taking Medicines Is Vital

Remember when you were young and sick and your mother could not emphasize enough the importance of taking your medicine? Remember when she said if you did not take your medicine, chances are you might get worse? I have been sick a lot...

Written by tumang bokaba about 5 months ago 108 reads 0 comments
Arsenal Charged For Tapping Up, While Chelski Fire Kenyon and Reveal Major Coup

Arsenal have been charged by the FA for tapping up two players. It has been revealed that the players in question are Aston Villa's Gabriel Agbonlahor and Everton's Joleon Lescott...

Written by tumang bokaba about 8 months ago 172 reads 2 comments
The Arsenal Rejects: Should Wenger Welcome Them?

With a lot people feeling that Arsenal are just not experienced and have not really replaced last season's departures, Should Arsene Wenger and Arsenal contemplate welcoming some of their deserters? ...

Written by tumang bokaba about 8 months ago 511 reads 9 comments

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tumang bokaba Article Archive

Ireland Clutching At Straws

Arsenal: England's Traditional Bearer at Cross Roads

The Mannequin Called Abou Diaby

Adebayor Needs To Move on

Denilson and Song: The Rebirth of the Invisible Wall

Masterful Arsenal Blast Pretenders

A Manager Who Could Speak Up Sits Aimlessly as Arsenal Falls Apart

Ashley Cole and Adebayor Bitch At Arsenal

Bendtner to Milan: Joke Or Respect?

Arsenal: A Polarising Insititution

Aliaksandr Hleb: A Lesson For Emmanuel Adebayor In Overestimating One's Talent

The Trouble with Bleacher Report

Arsene Wenger: The Joker in Disguise

Age Cheating: The Scourge of Africa

Ade Bye Bye: Adebayor on His Bike to Manchester

O, Fenomenon: Redemption Of A Die Harder.

Barca Blow Cesc Fabregas Deal

Poaching Talent: Moral Issue or Calculated Risk?

Arsenal Going Retro Forward

Is Cesc Fabregas Exit Imminent for Arsenal?

World Cup 2010: Never Mind the Stereotypes, Who is South Africa?

Ronaldo and REal Madrid: What They Really Stand For!

Tony Adams: Why Taking Medicines Is Vital

Arsenal Charged For Tapping Up, While Chelski Fire Kenyon and Reveal Major Coup

The Arsenal Rejects: Should Wenger Welcome Them?

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