Favorite Athletes

rocket richard, rush st.pierre, barry, shaq, chipper, glavine, maddux, smoltz, megatron, bill/luke walton, iverson, shaq, d.howard, leBron, kobe, bird, magic, cp3, manny, david price

Favorite Sports Teams

detroit lions, atlanta braves, tampa bay rays, orlando magic, mma, montreal canadiens, portland trail blazers

Favorite Coaches

wayne fontes, bobby cox, bobby ross

All Time Sports Moment

The Lions finishing 0-16.

Most Memorable Game Attended

The Lions 14-6 win over the Buffalo Bills to finish 4-0 and end as the 2009 NFL Pre-Season Champions.

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

The Lions 2009 winless regular season.

Ruth or Mays?

Ruth. Anyone who can make a living playing professional baseball, living off a diet of hotdogs, beer, and sex, earns my respect.

Unitas or Montana?

Too young see Unitas play for the Colts, too old to misremember Montana play for Chiefs. I'll go with Nameth. "Can I Kiss You Suzyy?"

Jordan or Russell?

Bill Russell is the man, even if he did play for Boston. I never liked Jordan. I was more of a Magic guy, but I do realize Jordan was great.

Gretzky or Orr?

Heard today that Bob Ryan thinks Bobby Orr is the best hockey player EVAR. What a god damn homer. I'm no hockey buff, but I know greatness when I see it, and Wayne Gretzky is known as "The Great One" for a reason.

Pele or Maradona?

This is America. I refuse to comment on non-American football, or in other words. Still Pele did more for the sport than I can say for Maradona I think.

Federer or Sampras?

Again, tennis not my sport, but I never really like Sampras back in the day when he used to battle Agassi. I'd go with Federer, but he rarely beats Nadal on clay or is it grass? Ahh, who cares I'm going with Agassi. I mean not only does he have to put up with Stefi Graf's non-attractiveness, but she probably beats him in tennis too.

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger Woods' wife is smoking hot. Not really a golf fan, but I am a Tiger fan. I mean come on, the guy has a video game named after him. Who cares if he alleged took steroids. Okay, so I made that last part up, but hey you never know.

Petty or Earnhardt?

Nascar isn't my sport. I just don't get it. What's the point of driving around in circles wasting gas? Still, I like Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. So I'm going with Earnhardt Jr.

Schumacher or Senna?

Not sure who or what either one of these means so I'm going with Schumacher.

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

The Big East is the best conference in college sports. Whether it's college basketball, college football, college hockey, or college baseball; the Big East has it all. Okay, well maybe not college football. And since I don't follow college hockey or college baseball much I'm really just talking out of my ass.