Rhymenocerous

Rhymenocerous

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I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny

If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.

I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated

That's how it goes

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  • Kumar posted 2026 days ago

    Kumar

    Stop it, Rhyme, you're runnin out of time,
    Your lines are so dumb, are you friggin blind?
    So start writin' articles, so we can see your mind,
    all I can see something commitin a crime,
    Runnin yo mouth, you should be a mime,
    You keep rappin, I'll put your head through sign,
    Hell, you're sick, I STILL think yo mama the love on yo mind.

    Let me assume, that you’re face right now is colored blue,
    I also see you white and probably jack to Eminem, oh it’s true,
    Right now, you’re reading this with a face that says no clue,
    Your jaw’s wide open, don’t worry I’ll give you some nuts to chew,
    You’ll look at me like I’m Harry Potter’s you-know-who,
    And if you don’t stop I’ll make sure you’re listening to only Blink 182,

    But the problem is you won’t even be blinkin’
    If you won’t shut up, you won’t even be thinkin’
    Your eyes twitchin, you like, “why they won’t stop winkin’?”
    Man, you ain’t talented, you’re worse than CM Punk’s at drinkin’

    So you can't be a dick, you don't even have a stick,
    You don’t ever write, so you can’t be a prick,
    You make yourself look like bricks but only dealt with dimes,
    So buddy let’s make it clear, you’ll never be able to rhyme!!

    See how annoying it gets, man? Tourney to a gurney, WOW you suck...

    :( GAME OVER

  • Joe Burgett posted 2035 days ago

    Joe Burgett

    hey man, it seems everytime you have commented or wrote on my profile it doesn't come up. Have you been deleting them? If so that explains it.


    -Joe Burgett

  • Adrian Staehle posted 2036 days ago

    Adrian Staehle

    need those 4 brackets filled out thanks

  • Joe Burgett posted 2036 days ago

    Joe Burgett

    here is mine


    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/124939-wrestling-rap-battle-joe-goes-after-the-rhyming-guy-who-really-poops-ice-cream



    -Joe Burgett

  • Rhyme Time posted 2036 days ago

    Rhyme Time

    Yo, 'Rhymenocerous', you stealing my rhymes?
    Coz gimmick infringements the most heinous of crimes
    I came to this site and I was unique
    A few hours later I've gotta wannabe geek?

    You honestly say you want a creature v creature?
    I'd take you to school and I'd act like your teacher
    And, honestly, about this Joe Burgett bloke?
    I've been here a day and can tell he's a joke

    He doesn't seem worth it, but who am I to judge?
    Perhaps in a month if I've built up a grudge
    But for now, yeh we're cool, but by my pardon
    In the meanwhile, run back to kindergarden

  • Kevin C. posted 2036 days ago

    Kevin C.

    Cmon write an article about sports instead of dissing on of B/R's best journalists.

  • Joe Burgett posted 2037 days ago

    Joe Burgett

    Dude you want to rap battle your on. Write an article with yours then I will do mine. Cool with you? I can tell you really want to do this. So please write it and then let me know.


    -Joe Burgett

  • Adrian Staehle posted 2038 days ago

    Adrian Staehle

    what u talking about but he i wanted to say'
    he i put this article up and i have these 4 brackets for the greatest wrestlers and having everyone to vote on winners i would appericate it without votes i cant do the next articles