1. Emasculated Boston Red Sox Search For Answers Behind the Plate

    The outlook isn't brilliant for the Local 9 these days. The Sox have weathered a first month of the season filled with injuries, ineffectiveness, and all other manner of "suckitude," and have surprisingly come out of it with an 11-12 record...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 301 reads 0 comments

  2. Nomar Garciaparra Retires with Boston Red Sox

    The rumors are true. And so are the reports from SportsCenter, USA Today, and every single Boston-based sports page known to the net. Nomar Garciaparra signed a one-day minor-league contract with the Boston Red Sox and then retired...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 365 reads 0 comments

  3. The Treebeard Problem and Other Things on Theo Epstein's To Do List

    This Column Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com We all know how it works. As soon as you get comfortable, you realize there is a whole crapload of stuff that you still need to do...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 142 reads 1 comments

  4. Dear NBC, We Want Live Olympics Coverage!

    I don't have a real strong grasp on this as a broad consumer issue, but speaking solely for myself: I want to see the Olympics as they happen. From purely an entertainment standpoint, it just sucks knowing what happens before you watch the event...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 102 reads 1 comments

  5. A Completely Biased, Utterly Subjective Preview of the 2010 Red Sox.

      This Article Was Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com With pitchers and catchers reporting TOMORROW (as well as many of the guys already in camp), it's time that we take stock of ...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 181 reads 5 comments

  6. Happy Truck Day, Red Sox Nation

    This Article Can Be Found In All Its Glory At: GetOutofMyBallpark.com Is there anywhere else in the world that the simple packing and departure of a moving truck makes a whole region sit up ...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 443 reads 1 comments

  7. Sex Addicts Anonymous: Super Bowl Champs Edition

    This article should be viewed in all it's glory at: www.GetOutofMyBallpark.com Second things first: I just turned on ESPN to see a clip of Baseball Analyst Steve Phillips explain that he just ...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 761 reads 0 comments

  8. Mets Sink $66 Million into the Bay: Bad Move

    This Column Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com Over the past few weeks, listening to what Theo, Tito and others who know what is up (Perter Gammons chief among them), I've softened on the whole Mike Cameron thing...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 543 reads 0 comments

  9. Johnny Damon to the Red Sox? Why Not?

    This Column Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com Ever since the end of the season, and all of Theo Epstein's "Bridge Year" crap, the Sox have been in a state of flux. The departure of Jason Bay (unless...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 1,049 reads 12 comments

  10. Boston Red Sox Tell John Lackey To Turn His Head and Cough

    This Article Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com. Finally, vindication is on its way. The Boston Red Sox are about to do something to make their team better—and in a no-doubt kind of way—this offseason...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 218 reads 5 comments

  11. Why I Didn't Buy Red Sox Tickets Yesterday

    This Column Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com This offseason can go either one of two ways: Triumph, or tragedy. That's not hyperbole, and it might not be seen which way it'll go for three or four years...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 288 reads 0 comments

  12. Mike Lowell to Rangers for Max Ramirez: Adios, Treebeard

    Originally published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com If all goes as planned in the medical exams this week, Mike Lowell has played his last game as a member of the Boston Red Sox...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 455 reads 0 comments

  13. Marco Scutaro and Other Baseless Speculation on the Red Sox Offseason

    This Column Originally Published At GetOutofMyBallpark.com With only a few days left until the Winter Meetings (my favorite non-baseball season week of the year), nobody really has any idea what is going on with the Red Sox...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about over 4 years ago 344 reads 0 comments

  14. Apparently, Cliff Lee Is the Yankees' Daddy

    This Column Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com Have you ever been really excited to show off your new apartment to some friends, and then some guy shows up, beats the ...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about almost 5 years ago 85 reads 0 comments

  15. Postmortem on the 2009 Red Sox.

    I'm not a great eugooglizer, but bear with me. I'm only going to reference the giant kick to the testicles administered to me a few days ago by the now defunct 2009 Red Sox once...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about almost 5 years ago 163 reads 5 comments

  16. Boston Red Sox: One Man's Plea for Just a Few More Days of Summer

    This Article Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com. There is no real fall in New England. From Opening Day in April until the last out is made on the Boys of Summer, we ...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about almost 5 years ago 64 reads 0 comments

  17. Red Sox Feeling No Pressure, Seriously

    This Article Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com I don't think I've ever felt so little pressure on the day of a Red Sox playoff game before. Nobody expects anything, but everybody hopes for something...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about almost 5 years ago 65 reads 0 comments

  18. Red Sox Go All Deliverance On The Baltimore Orioles

    This Article Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com Now that was what I was looking for. Six home runs, a performance from Buck worthy of a 10 run lead, and a good old sodomizing of a last place team back at Fenway...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about almost 5 years ago 63 reads 0 comments

  19. Junichi Tazawa Does Not Fear a Rampaging Youkzilla.

    This Article Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com Apparently Kevin Youkilis has been reading the notes that I’ve been giving him on this site...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about 5 years ago 124 reads 0 comments

  20. Brad Penny Might Be Pukin, But He Still Likes The Home Cookin at Fenway

    This Article Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com Take your head out of the oven, slowly lift your toe off the trigger and look around...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about 5 years ago 72 reads 0 comments

  21. Big Papi Did Steroids, But It's Cool...Seriously

    This Article Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com So out it came. Juicin'. '04, '07, Manny, Papi. Without question, if they aren't in Boston those years, we get no hardware...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about 5 years ago 843 reads 1 comments

  22. I Virtually Hate Bleacher Report.

    This Article Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com As some of you my know, for the past few months, SMC and I have been posting some of our work on a site known as Bleacher Report...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about 5 years ago 285 reads 15 comments

  23. Adam LaRoche and the Red Sox, A Match Made In Pittsburgh

    This Article Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com I am really beginning to love the Pittsburgh Pirates...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about 5 years ago 98 reads 0 comments

  24. The Awesomeness of Josh Beckett, As Explained by Billy Mays

    This Article Originally published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com Not long after the Sox game yesterday, I realized that my paltry talents were not going to be enough to describe how awesome ...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about 5 years ago 747 reads 3 comments

  25. Conspiracy Theory: Red Sox Score Four in Ninth, Beat O'S 6-5 in 11.

    This Article Originally Published at GetOutofMyBallpark.com Did anyone see that one coming? After a punch to the groin of the collective Red Sox bullpen on Tuesday night (10 runs in two innings) ...

    GetOutofMyBallpark Written by GetOutofMyBallpark about 5 years ago 423 reads 0 comments