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No one really knows who we are, where we are from or what we do. Just that we have a lot of time on our hands, a computer of some type and have been known to drunkenly tell Yankees fans to get out of Fenway Park. That should be enough for now. Oh, and F@#$ Alex Rodriguez

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NEW YORK - OCTOBER 28: (L-R) Cliff Lee #34 and Carlos Ruiz #51 of the Philadelphia Phillies celebrate after their 6-1 win against the New York Yankees in Game One of the 2009 MLB World Series at Yankee Stadium on October 28, 2009 in the Bronx borough of New York City. (Photo by Jared Wickerham/Getty Images)

Apparently, Cliff Lee Is the Yankees' Daddy

Published 12 days ago
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BOSTON - OCTOBER 11: Pitcher Jonathan Papelbon #58 of the Boston Red Sox reacts after being taken out of the game after blowing a save in the ninth inning against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in Game Three of the ALDS during the 2009 MLB Playoffs at Fenway Park on October 11, 2009 in Boston, Massachusetts. The Angels defeated the Red Sox 7-6. (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)

Postmortem on the 2009 Red Sox.

Published 27 days ago
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BOSTON - OCTOBER 11: Starting pitcher Clay Buchholz #61 of the Boston Red Sox on the mound in the first inning against the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in Game Three of the ALDS during the 2009 MLB Playoffs at Fenway Park on October 11, 2009 in Boston, Massachusetts. (Photo by Jim Rogash/Getty Images)

Boston Red Sox: One Man's Plea for Just a Few More Days of Summer

Published about 1 month ago
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ANAHEIM, CA - APRIL 12: Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim manager Mike Scioscia (L) is seperated by umpire Ed Rapuano while arguing with pitcher Josh Beckett #19 of the Boston Red Sox in the first inning at Angel Stadium on April 12, 2009 in Anaheim, California. The Angels defeated the Red Sox 5-4. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

Red Sox Feeling No Pressure, Seriously

Published about 1 month ago
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Boston (36),
MLB (35),
Boston Red Sox (29),
Opinion (22),
Game Recap (17),
Baseball (15),
AL East (6),
David Ortiz (5)

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The Short List What GetOutofMyBallpark thinks about sport's most pressing questions

Favorite Athletes

Dustin Pedroia, Matt Cassel (not anymore), Mark Stuart, Rajon Rondo
Favorite Sports Teams

Boston Red Sox, Boston Bruins, New England Patriots, Boston Celtics
Favorite Coaches

Bill Beeeeelicick, Tito, Doc, Cloud
All Time Sports Moment

October 27 2004 11:40 PM EST
Most Memorable Game Attended

Jon Lester's No-No
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

56 game hitting streak. Hank Aaron's 755 Home Runs
Ruth or Mays?

Ruth
Unitas or Montana?

Brady
Jordan or Russell?

Russell
Gretzky or Orr?

Gretzky
Pele or Maradona?

Pele
Federer or Sampras?

Sampras
Tiger or Nicklaus?

Arnie
Petty or Earnhardt?

Not a Sport
Schumacher or Senna?

Still Not a Sport
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

SEC

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by Randy
3 months ago

With the breaking news of Ortiz's positive test, I'm following up the article I wrote in May predicting this. Check it out if you get a chance...
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/227842-ortiz-on-roids-are-you-surprised-im-sure-not?just_published=1

Thanks!

Randy
by God of Wrestling
3 months ago

I am the God of Wrestling.

I am Wrestling, ....Wrestling is me.

You seem like someone with "personality." Come to the Wrestling section to goof on some mutants. All "Characters" are welcome. The section needs some support.
by Dave
3 months ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/224362-deception-and-greed-cbs-br-leeched-free-work-from-pros?just_published=1
by Patrick
3 months ago

Hey I wrote an article about my take on the Erin Andrews video scandal. Take a look when you get a minute. Thanks.

Patrick

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/223849-thanks-for-nothing-espn-the-exploitation-of-erin-andrews
by Keith
3 months ago

Pedro Martinez's activity during All-Star week has not been the type I would have once predicted. What about you?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/218025-on-the-outside-looking-in-pedro-martinez
by Mike
3 months ago

What is with the water in Chesapeake Virginia?

They have lots of Great athletes.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/217653-whats-in-the-water-in-chesapeake-virginia
by Matthew
4 months ago

Hey,

After the great success of my first article about the uniform numbers 1-10, I have come back with the next installment, with the best players to wear the uniform numbers 11-20. I hope you can take a look and even comment on my choices. Thanks in advance!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/217379-best-current-baseball-players-by-uniform-number-11-20

- Matthew Falkenbury
by Matthew
4 months ago

Hey,

I just came up with the list of the best current Major Leaguers wearing the numbers One thru Ten. I hope you can take a look and voice your opinion on my list. Thanks in advance,

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/205039-best-current-baseball-players-by-uniform-number-1-10

- Matthew Falkenbury
by Akash
5 months ago

Hey,
I thought you might like this article on the Red Sox' All-Time Team. I would love to hear your opinion!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/194665-the-boston-redsox-all-time-team

Thanks,
Akash (NewEnglandSportsOnline.com)
by Goon
6 months ago

NY Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain's Mother is a fat drug dealer.

Read all about it here:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/170732-like-mother-like-son
by Heartbeat of the Bronx
6 months ago

Hey,

Lou Gehrig has somehow been forgotten amongst the game’s immortals, even though he was possibly even more of a reason for the success of Ruth’s 1927 Yankees. Read about the quiet, forgotten leader of “Murderer’s Row,” Henry Lou Gehrig.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/167924-lou-gehrig-remembering-the-quiet-forgotten-leader-of-murderers-row?just_published=1

Thanks in advance!

-Stephen (Heartbeat of the Bronx)
by Paul
6 months ago

GOOMB-
I have found over the past month or so that I write best when I allow my heart to lead my head. Please check out my latest, I would be interested in any feedback you may have, or even anyone who would make your team. Thanks

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/167828-the-baseball-players-i-root-for
by Matthew
6 months ago

Hey,

I just wrote an article going over the best Yankee moments to occur against the Red Sox in the old Yankee Stadium before they play their first game of the rivalry in the New Yankee Stadium, I hope you enjoy and Thanks in advance.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/167622-top-five-yankee-moments-vs-red-sox-at-yankee-stadium
by Paul
7 months ago

If you get a chance, please check out my latest. I'm going to your Colin Cowherd article- it's already great, just because of the title.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/153231-5-days-without-sports-for-my-wife
by Andrew
7 months ago

Can you believe this?

John Lorge commented on my article paying homage to Curt Schilling about the bogus claim made by Gary Thorne. If you don't recall, he said that the blood Curt Schilling's sock was fake!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/148272-curt-schilling-a-heroes-hero

If you get a chance, make sure to back up Curt!

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