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No one really knows who we are, where we are from or what we do. Just that we have a lot of time on our hands, a computer of some type and have been known to drunkenly tell Yankees fans to get out of Fenway Park. That should be enough for now. Oh, and F@#$ Alex Rodriguez

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Dustin Pedroia, Matt Cassel (not anymore), Mark Stuart, Rajon Rondo
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Boston Red Sox, Boston Bruins, New England Patriots, Boston Celtics
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Bill Beeeeelicick, Tito, Doc, Cloud
All Time Sports Moment

October 27 2004 11:40 PM EST
Most Memorable Game Attended

Jon Lester's No-No
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

56 game hitting streak. Hank Aaron's 755 Home Runs
Ruth or Mays?

Ruth
Unitas or Montana?

Brady
Jordan or Russell?

Russell
Gretzky or Orr?

Gretzky
Pele or Maradona?

Pele
Federer or Sampras?

Sampras
Tiger or Nicklaus?

Arnie
Petty or Earnhardt?

Not a Sport
Schumacher or Senna?

Still Not a Sport
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

SEC

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GetOutofMyBallpark commented on Looking In The Crystal Ball: A Prediction For The 2010 Yankees

You can't even spell trophy. Explain why anyone should think of you as anything other than another asshole who has diarrhea of the keyboard. Please stop...

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Doug Rush replied…

Wow, that's a little harsh. Just because his predictions are a little off the wall doesn't...

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GetOutofMyBallpark commented on If I Really Had To Pick: Robinson Cano Or Dustin Pedroia?

You should smother yourself with a Yankees pillow. You speculate that all it takes to be a great player is stats. Cano is not as valuable...

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GetOutofMyBallpark commented on The Boston Red Sox Will Be Lucky To Get A .500 Record In 2010

Where exactly do you get the projections you make? What causes you to believe that Buchholz will do anything other than continue the upward trend that...

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New Article: Marco Scutaro and Other Baseless Speculation on the Red Sox Off Season.

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This Column Originally Published At GetOutofMyBallpark.com With only a few days left until the Winter Meetings (my favorite non-baseball season week of the year), nobody really has any idea what is going on with the Red Sox...

Randy Lutz said...

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With the breaking news of Ortiz's positive test, I'm following up the article I wrote in May predicting this. Check it out if you get a chance...
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/227842-ortiz-on-roids-are-you-surprised-im-sure-not?just_published=1

Thanks!

Randy

128 days ago

God of Wrestling said...

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I am the God of Wrestling.

I am Wrestling, ....Wrestling is me.

You seem like someone with "personality." Come to the Wrestling section to goof on some mutants. All "Characters" are welcome. The section needs some support.

129 days ago

Dave Mundy said...

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/224362-deception-and-greed-cbs-br-leeched-free-work-from-pros?just_published=1

133 days ago

Patrick Cwiklinski said...

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Hey I wrote an article about my take on the Erin Andrews video scandal. Take a look when you get a minute. Thanks.

Patrick

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/223849-thanks-for-nothing-espn-the-exploitation-of-erin-andrews

134 days ago

Keith Schlosser said...

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Pedro Martinez's activity during All-Star week has not been the type I would have once predicted. What about you?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/218025-on-the-outside-looking-in-pedro-martinez

144 days ago

Mike Kent said...

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What is with the water in Chesapeake Virginia?

They have lots of Great athletes.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/217653-whats-in-the-water-in-chesapeake-virginia

145 days ago

Matthew Falkenbury said...

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Hey,

After the great success of my first article about the uniform numbers 1-10, I have come back with the next installment, with the best players to wear the uniform numbers 11-20. I hope you can take a look and even comment on my choices. Thanks in advance!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/217379-best-current-baseball-players-by-uniform-number-11-20

- Matthew Falkenbury

145 days ago

Matthew Falkenbury said...

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Hey,

I just came up with the list of the best current Major Leaguers wearing the numbers One thru Ten. I hope you can take a look and voice your opinion on my list. Thanks in advance,

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/205039-best-current-baseball-players-by-uniform-number-1-10

- Matthew Falkenbury

165 days ago

Akash A said...

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Hey,
I thought you might like this article on the Red Sox' All-Time Team. I would love to hear your opinion!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/194665-the-boston-redsox-all-time-team

Thanks,
Akash (NewEnglandSportsOnline.com)

179 days ago

Goon said...

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NY Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain's Mother is a fat drug dealer.

Read all about it here:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/170732-like-mother-like-son

212 days ago

Heartbeat of the Bronx said...

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Hey,

Lou Gehrig has somehow been forgotten amongst the game’s immortals, even though he was possibly even more of a reason for the success of Ruth’s 1927 Yankees. Read about the quiet, forgotten leader of “Murderer’s Row,” Henry Lou Gehrig.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/167924-lou-gehrig-remembering-the-quiet-forgotten-leader-of-murderers-row?just_published=1

Thanks in advance!

-Stephen (Heartbeat of the Bronx)

215 days ago

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Apparently, Cliff Lee Is the Yankees' Daddy

Postmortem on the 2009 Red Sox.