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Responsibility: It's Not Just for Iowa Fans and Bathroom Stalls
A story rumbling around the message boards concerns two Iowa fans who were caught having adult relations in a Metrodome handicapped stall last Saturday, an event that has probably garnered more reaction than the lackluster 55-0 game itself...
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Overachievers, Underachievers: Recruiting and Performance in 2008
Every February, we make a big deal about recruiting rankings as the next college football class signs with their prospective schools. But rarely do we look back in time to see who did the best with the recruits they got...
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Illinois Football 2008: The Big Orange Waste
For the second time in my life, Illinois, fresh off a BCS Bowl, has pushed itself right back into the mediocrity pit. In 2002, the Illini posted a 5-7 record after going to the Sugar Bowl the prior year...
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If Minorities Can Be President, Why Not Head Coach?
Three nights after Barack Obama became the first minority President-elect of the United States, I'm left wondering about one of the most tried-and-true topics in college football: the scarcity of black head coaches...
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John Amaechi: The Big Gay Barrier Got Bigger
Quick: What's the difference between John Amaechi and the wide receiver formally known as Chad Johnson? John Amaechi has a little bit more brains; Ocho Cinco has a ton more talent and relevance...
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Joe Dumars and the College Degree Fallacy
Joe Dumars went back to school recently and earned his diploma from McNeese State. After years of putting off those lingering last few credits in favor of winning NBA basketball games and running ...
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High School Football and The Wonderful Part Of a 91-Point Win
"A high-school teacher...is a person deputized by the rest of us to explain to the young what sort of world they are living in, and to defend, if possible, the part their elders are playing in it...
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Illini A Mystery No More, Belong In Top 25
Until this past weekend, the Illinois football team had befuddled even its most ardent fans. Despite giving Missouri and Penn State competitive games on the road, Illinois had squeezed by Louisiana-Lafayette ...
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Intervention For a Cub Fan
I expected a bachelor party. Ain't nothing like an Old Style too many and a parade of strippers to forget what just happened. Instead, there sat my family and some hippie chick with a psychiatry degree...
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Yankees And Cashman: Why Do Sports Teams Strain To Keep Mediocre Leaders?
Six days ago, the Lions finally relieved Matt Millen of his duties as General Manager and Team President after seven very long and anguishing years for the Detroit faithful...
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The Inevitable Bowl Crisis: Four Undefeated No-Names and The Bowl System
Currently, some board room hotshots are sweating bullets over bad contracts, and I'm not talking about Wall Street. Boise State is 3-0 and ranked 19th in the AP Poll...
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One Nation Under Me: The NBA's Crisis Of Viewpoint
It goes so much deeper than Josh Howard. While I'll never begrudge a man for what is, at root, expressing a political opinion, the content of Howard's flippant remark is, sadly, the tip of an ...
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The Bright Future of Big Ten Football: 2008 as a Conference Nadir
There's a lot of gloom-and-doom floating around after yesterday's dismal performances from the Big Ten's top two programs. It's population shifts. The talents all in the south and west these days...
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Football's Crazy Uncle Strikes Again: Al Davis Close To Firing Kiffin
They're the crazy grandpas and uncles that most American families are quite blessed to have. There they sit, at the Thanksgiving tables and in the beat-up recliners, telling ridiculously exaggerated ...
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Ron Zook Cheated? A Retrospective on Illinois' 2007 Class
"I've never seen anything like it in 28 years." - Notre Dame/hyperbole fan Tom Lemming after signing day in 2007, concerning Illinois' class. "Where there's smoke, there's probably fire." - John L...
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Steve Young Still Playing; Associated Press Looking for Editors
I first heard about it at 12 PM today. Steve Young is back in the NFL, he's apparently playing for the Titans, and he spent Tuesday safely at a friend's house eating chicken wings...
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Why an Irish Skeptic Cheers for Notre Dame
When I flipped over to NBC on Saturday and saw that San Diego State had just scored to take a 7-0 lead on the Fighting Irish at the latter's home field, I felt a very perplexing emotion run through my body: disappointment...
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Why Former Sportscaster Sarah Palin Should Not Be Vice President
Author's note: Before proceeding, please note that the following article is on a SPORTS site and serves as a parody of the way many in the media kept digging up new reasons to not vote for someone to office in an impressively-short time span...
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A Rivalry That Will Matter: BYU-Utah and The 2008 "Holy War"
On Nov. 22, college football fans might see an intense rivalry game that will double as a playoff into the BCS. Players and fans will make the stadium buzz with a fierce intensity and, briefly, ...
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The Pedophilic Hypocrisy Of NBC and Its Sponsors
Over the last few days, a certain Ortega taco commercial has been proliferating throughout the Internet. Showcasing the Hamm brothers and Olympic gold medalist Shawn Johnson, the commercial ...
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Progressive Losing: Illinois Football After the Loss to Missouri
Last night, the University of Illinois football team lost by 10 points—17 if we're being honest with ourselves—yet still proved decisively that Illinois has a better football program than they did one year ago today...
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Goodbye Chicago Princess: An Open Letter to Jay Mariotti
Dearest Jay: Since your caustic and abrupt departure from The Chicago Sun-Times on Wednesday, many of your former colleagues have willingly turned you into a punching bag...
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Human Error: Why I Hate the College Football Polls
As I look over the newly-released AP Top 25, I can't help but wonder which college football season a majority of the pollsters have been following...
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Illinois and Notre Dame: A Tale of Two Programs
At the start of the college football season, Pat Forde of ESPN.com called Illinois football coach Ron Zook one of the "two worst coaching hires of 2005." Zook has consistently faced derision and skepticism concerning his coaching ability...
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Illinois BB: Can You Fire a Coach with an .800 Winning Percentage?
Having an elite basketball program—or a semi-elite basketball program, if you prefer—is relatively new territory for the University of Illinois...


