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Jamal Lewis Has Surgery to Cleanup Ankle
Jamal Lewis NFL&hl=139374&rwr=1" target="_blank">recently had cleanup surgery on his “ankle”. Yeah right, like I’m gonna fall for that one. He obviously had lipo on his fat belly...
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Jerry Jones Hasn't Decided What To Do With T.O. Yet
When asked about Terrell Owens’ future with the team today, Jerry Jones wasn’t willing to confirm that T.O. will be playing for the Cowboys next year...
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Culpepper May Start, Yawn
Daunte Culpepper NFL&hl=139358" target="_blank">reworked his contract, so everybody is talking about the possibility of him starting for the Lions again. Like I’ve said, who gives a sh!t! It doesn’t matter...
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Deuce McAllister Out, Pierre Thomas In
“The New Orleans Saints, as expected, parted ways with long-time running back Deuce McAllister by giving him his release Tuesday...
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R.I.P, Fred Taylor, Hello, Maurice Jones-Drew
Fred Taylor was released by the Jags today after running almost six and a half miles over the course of his career (11,271 yards)...
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Marshawn Lynch in Trouble, Arrested on Firearms Charge
Marshawn Lynch was NFL&hl=139272" target="_blank">arrested last week for possession of a concealed (and loaded) firearm. Dammit Marshawn, wtf are you doing?! You were looking oh so good as a No...
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Dan Morgan Can't Stay Away
Dan Morgan, the former Pro Bowl linebacker who can’t stay healthy to save his life, is returning to the NFL. “‘I know what everybody thinks on the outside...
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Jeff Reed's At It Again
Jeff Reed is making headlines again, this time for going apeshit on a towel dispenser. "Reed caused damage to a towel dispenser [at a convenience store] as he was infuriated at the fact that ...
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Dimitroff Trying to Trade Contract Rights to Michael Vick
Falcons GM Thomas Dimitroff is trying to trade or sell anything the team has relating to Michael Vick: “In an interview that appeared on the team’s Web site, Dimitroff ...
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Even the Doctors Suck in Oakland
ESPN is reporting that Darren McFadden had surgery on his shoulder in January, but refused to consult the team’s medical staff...
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Mike Martz's Conspiracy Theory
Mike Martz thinks everyone is out to get him. “People are determined to keep me out of the league. It’s been going on for three years and at this point, I can’t fight it. I just can’t fight it...
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Fantasy Profiles: The Child Actor Who Has Fallen Off the Face of the Earth
“Fantasy Profiles” takes an inside look at the different personalities we’ve encountered during league play—the good guys, the lunatics, the scumbags, the geniuses, and, of course, the girls...
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Dammit Grandma Mitchell
Freddie Mitchell is in trouble for allegedly accepting a pot shipment. “Former Eagles wide receiver Freddie Mitchell was held in Lakeland Florida earlier this week on suspicion of possession of pot...
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The Giants Are Playing The Game Again
The Giants are seemingly upset with Plaxico’s agent, Drew Rosenhaus, for letting other teams know that Plax may be on the trading block. “A Giants spokesman said general manager Jerry Reese had ‘nothing to say’ on the matter...
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Troy Vincent Invents The RHE
Former NFL cornerback Troy Vincent and his Essence Salon were sued by a woman who said she was sexually assaulted by a masseur...
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Excuse Me, Mel?
Mel Kiper held a press conference yesterday and spoke about Matt Cassel: “He came out the same year the other three quarterbacks did [Alex Smith, Aaron Rodgers, Jason Campbell] ...
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The Washington Auto Show Must've Been an Event for the Blind
Eastern Motors held the 2009 Washington Auto Show this week. In addition to fly cars, Eastern motors thought it would be a good idea to bring in Jason Campbell and Antwaan Randle ...
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The Lions' 2009 Calendar Is Genius
Everybody is ripping the Lions for “mistakenly” putting former Detroit WR Roy Williams on the cover of its 2009 calendar. I think this move is sheer genius. The cover of a team calendar should make fans excited about the upcoming season...
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Brett's Not Retiring
Once I received a text message this morning saying Brett Favre is retiring, I vowed that I would not go on a single website for at least six minutes...
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Don't Even Think About It Larry
It’s no secret that Chris Brown beat the crap out of Rihanna. Even though Chris Brown is probably effed for life, I have a strange feeling that all the media attention surrounding ...
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Aikman Is A Rhodes Scholar
Troy Aikman promised his mother that he’d graduate from college twenty years ago. He will finally graduate in June 2009. According to ESPN, “Aikman’s final two courses [were online and] included a class on race and ethnicity and an
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Kurt Warner Is Bluffing
Fresh off one of his three good seasons, Kurt Warner and his agent Mark Bartelrosensteinberg are already starting to play the game. Kurt’s agent is wasting no time—he obviously understands that you should strike while the iron’s hot...
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Nice, A McFadlet
Darren “Two Toes” McFadden is involved in another paternity suit and has already admitted that he is the father of the child. This is great news...
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Relax Ben, We're Already Sold
As if leading one of the greatest final drives in Super Bowl history wasn’t enough, Big Ben is now Steelers-didn%27t-know-Big-Ben-had-broken-ribs-in-SB" target="_blank">claiming that he did it all with two broken ribs...
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Shane Lechler Attacked
Raiders Pro Bowl punter Shane Lechler is likely to seize the opportunity that every current Raiders player dreams of getting one day: leaving Oakland and playing for another team...
