Michael Vick has left federal prison so he can appear at a bankruptcy hearing next week. “The U.S. Bureau of Prisons Web site showed Wednesday that Vick was no longer at the federal penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kan...
Mel Kiper continued his quest to ruin Jay Cutler’s life today. There comes a time when you cross the line from delusional to a-hole, and I think he crossed it. But oh no, not me. I will never toe that line...
Michael Strahan’s girlfriend found out that he was spying, and she is not happy about it. “Michael Strahan likes to keep really close track of his women...
Torry Holt has asked the St. Louis Rams for his release. “Holt, who has one year left on his current contract, is due a roster bonus of $1.25 million on March 17, making it unlikely he’ll remain on the roster beyond that date...
This is what Matt Cassel said about new teammate and Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard in his introductory press conference: “Oh gosh. Now he is a teammate and I know that it wasn’t intentional...
The Kansas City Chiefs have acquired QB Matt Cassel for the 34th overall pick in this year’s draft. Oh, and the Chiefs acquired LB Mike Vrabel too. But he’s 33, and basically over the hill, so that part of the deal is irrelevant...
Skip Bayless, the retard who, among other things, said Tim Tebow will be better than Brett Favre, is now re-alleging that Troy Aikman is gay...
The New York Giants signed Brandon Jacobs to a four year, $25 million extension yesterday. “I was confident all along that this was going to get done I didn’t panic one bit,” Jacobs said in a statement released by the team...
In an effort to single-handedly bring us out of the financial apocalypse we’re living in, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell agreed to take a pay cut...
Jets kicker Mike Nugent is acting like, well, not a kicker. “Kicker Mike Nugent has declined an offer from the Jets to return and will test the free-agent market, The Star-Ledger has learned...
Shaun Rogers was upset with Browns coach Eric Mangini. Now he’s really upset with Mangini. "Rogers has grown so disenchanted with the situation in Cleveland that he has asked the Browns ...
Earlier in the week it was reported is that McNabb wants the E thatagles to sign one of three players. “McNabb would be happy with guys like Anquan Boldin, Tony Gonzalez or T.J...
Mr. Maurice Jones-Drew! That’s right. MJD is for me. Unless you play in a retard league, A Pete will go No. 1. Burner Turner will probably go second...
Marvin Harrison was officially released by the Colts today. But wait. Colts owner Jim Irsay sounded so sincere when he said this yesterday: “Marvin and I are talking (today) at mid-afternoon and we’ll see where we go from there...
As you’ve probably read here, here, here or here, LenDale White went to work on a white male with his belt on Valentine’s Day...
I realize that yesterday was the league deadline, but what the hell is going on with these franchise tags? Was it really necessary to bombard us with crap like this all day and night? “The ...
ESPN’s Thomas Neumann created a list of the 10 worst contracts in NFL history. Michael Vick was No. 1 on the list with $37 million in guaranteed money. This list is BS...
Chris Cooley thinks he’s better than Jason Witten. "[When] asked by a member of the wildly enthusiastic senior class (one of whom will win a $25,000 scholarship thanks to the Redskins' standout) if he was better than Dallas’ Jason Witten...
Today I checked Matthew Berry’s (guy from ESPN) 2009 Top 200 draft list. I never read the paragraphs before his picks because those are unfunny. And they make me uncomfortable...
Adam Shefter is reporting that the Colts will release Marvin Harrison any day now. “It’s no longer a question of if Harrison, 36, will be let go. It has become a question of when...
You’ve probably read that LJ is hooking it with Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas (formerly of TLC) about nine times yesterday...
Tom Brady said he’s on track to play in week one of the 2009 NFL season. “You wouldn’t know I had surgery if you watched us," Brady said. Brady said he felt he’d be ready for mini-camps and training camp...
After being told that he is out of his GD mind for considering Michael Vick (no, not because he killed dogs…because he sucks!), 49ers coach Mike Singletary spoke before a crowd of season ...
Miami Dolphins LB Channing Crowder and his agent think he’s worth more than what the 'Fins are currently offering. I don’t know what Miami is offering, but I do know that Crowder’s very dumb...
Police are now saying they found a gun and pot after searching the car that Buffalo Bills running back Marshawn Lynch was in last week. “They (officers) knocked on the window of the car," said Police Captain Takenson...
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