Joe Slowik joined February 2009

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Hi, I'm Joe. I'm 26 years old and currently looking for a job related to the field of sports. For now I guess I'll settle for writing for Bleacher Report and my continued fandom of my various teams.

I'm a die-hard fan of Northwestern sports and the Chicago White Sox. I'm a member of N.U.T.S (Northwestern University Tailgating Society) and a White Sox season ticket holder. I seem to have a habit of missing the biggest moments for those teams as I have attended four Northwestern bowl games, excluding the Rose Bowl, and we became season ticket holders a little too late to get playoff tickets for the 2005 White Sox.

I'm also an avid follower of college basketball, as far as I'm concerned March Madness is the greatest event ever created. I also follow the Bulls, though their post-Jordan stretch is starting to try my patience. However, I thoroughly enjoy NBA basketball when I'm not attending or watching games involving my other teams.

I've also been a crazed fantasy sports participant for about ten years. Though I've soured significantly on fantasy football due to its swings in production from year to year and the crippling effect of injuries, I'm an avid participant in fantasy baseball, fantasy basketball and even fantasy hockey the last few years. Baseball is by far my most successful sport.

I'm mostly going to be writing about the White Sox since I was recently selected as a featured columnist for them, but I will also sporadically add opinion pieces on other sports when I feel inspired.

The Shortlist »

  • Favorite Athletes

    Besides guys on my favorite teams, Al Jefferson and Danny Granger

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    White Sox, Northwestern and Bulls

  • Favorite Coaches

    Ozzie is the only one that comes to mind

  • All Time Sports Moment

    Sox 2005 World Series win

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Coin Flip between 2000 NU/Michigan football and 2005 U of I/Arizona regional final

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    72 wins

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Ruth

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Unitas

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Gretzky

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele

  • Federer or Sampras?

    Who cares, it's tennis

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Don't watch Nascar

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    F-1 Racing? Is that what this is?

  • Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

    Big 10

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Ash Marshall said...

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Hey Joe,

I'm writing articles on the MLB 9s and thought you'd be interested in the Chicago White Sox piece I wrote.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/290206-mlb-9s-chicago-white-sox-albert-belle-eddie-collins-in-chi-town-lineup

Let me know what you think.

Cheers,

Ash

7 days ago

Ari Kramer said...

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Hey Joe,
I'd really appreciate if you could check this out.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/288823-ball-overseas-a-new-life-for-manhattans-devon-austin
It's a unique article about Manhattan's Devon Austin who is adjusting to his first year of pro ball in Europe and I think it speaks a lot about what these guys need to go through in order to achieve their goal of playing for a living.
Take care,
Ari

10 days ago

Dedrick Hendrix said...

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I have made an article on the comparison between Steph Curry and Seth Curry check it out!
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/279389-will-seth-curry-be-a-better-pro-than-his-brother-stephen-curry

25 days ago

Lou Cappetta said...

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Here's how we all voted. Thanks so much for the help. Enjoy.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/273191-the-2009-bleacher-report-featured-columnist-baseball-awards

36 days ago

Keith Schlosser said...

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In wake of the ALCS, please check out my interview with the former Yankee and Angel, the truly inspirational, Jim Abbott!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/272194-inspirational-words-from-former-yank-and-angel

38 days ago

Dan Scofield said...

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I've spent the past several weeks adding to a piece dedicated to one of the father's of college football, Knute Rocke. In time for his dedication tomorrow at Notre Dame Stadium, I present to you the true and inspiring story of the most renown coach in the game:

Don't be shy, and as always, feedback is appreciated.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/265043-the-true-story-of-knute-rockne-college-footballs-most-renowned-coach

R.I.P 3/31/1931

51 days ago

Justin Goar said...

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hey i liked your tailgating article, here's the one i wrote over a year ago.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/47446-a-love-for-college-football-tailgating-an-interactive-article/show_full

81 days ago

Alec Miller said...

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/245584-for-yankee-ace-ks-have-finally-arrived

82 days ago

PJ Ross said...

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Former MLB player Eric Karros called my article into question on Colin Cowherd's ESPN Radio show yesterday.

He challenged me for a re-do: but here's my response.

I assure you, it's not just a ridiculous personal attack, but it shows that Karros was off-base with his statements.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/243422-eric-karros-heres-your-re-do-and-manny-ramirez-is-the-problem

87 days ago

D.A. said...

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Hey Joe,

Here's the perfect replacement for Contreras/Garcia:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/239755-justin-time-the-chicago-white-sox-should-go-after-oaklands-duchscherer

Thanks,
Da

93 days ago

Russell Wight said...

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My take on Ozzie Guillen. I thought you might enjoy it. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/234352-opposing-hitters-beware-ozzie-guillen-has-had-enough

102 days ago

Craig Santucci said...

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I thought you would like this new look on college football(Illinois) and the NY Giants recent drafts.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/234198-drafting-ny-giants-the-state-of-illinois-producing-football-studs

102 days ago

Samantha Bunten said...

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Hi Joe,

I've finally published my findings from the survey I conducted of FCs around the league on the state of the Indians.

Take a look...
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/232034-outsiders-view-fcs-from-around-the-league-weigh-in-on-the-indians

Thanks again for participating in the survey!

--Samantha

106 days ago

VSN Writers said...

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http://chicitysports.com/2009/07/31/looking-for-writers/

New Chicago Sports site ....www.chicitysports.com...is looking for writers. Dedicated writers who want their work to be featured on our site need to check this out. The site features news/updates for all Chicago area teams. So far we're looking for writers for the Bears, Cubs, White Sox, Bulls, and Blackhawks. Your work is good so I hope you decide to give it a look....if you are a die-hard fan of any chicago team...you'll dig this.

we need a northwestern/whitesox reporter

113 days ago

D.A. said...

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Hey Joe,

Why do the White Sox suck against the Twins? It's the turf.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/226221-the-achilles-heel-of-the-chicago-white-sox-artificial-turf

Thanks
Daniel

116 days ago

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