Washed up athlete. Techie. Hopeless romantic (aren't all Cubs fans). Burger connoisseur. Sci-Fi lover. PC user. Former SB Nation clicker. Found Bleacher Report by accicent. Hip-hop head. Gun user. Meat eater. Obama apologist. Romney hater. Corrupt politics worked for 150 years, why'd we change it? Tea drinker. K'new connecter. Cognac drink. Free thinker. Well-meaner. Atheist. Point and laugher. Argument winner. Babbler. Over-sharer. Now that is enough I think.