1. San Francisco 49ers: Why Alex Smith Is All We Have

    Now that I've got your attention... This is being written just minutes after the 24-27 loss to the Eagles. Why am I so quick to pull the trigger? Because I wanted to be the first to satirize this...

    Ryan  Friday Written by Ryan Friday about almost 4 years ago 770 reads 11 comments

  2. 49er's 2010 NFL Season: All Is Lost, or Believe? Fans Vs. *Fans

    SATIRE - Fans versus *Fans as a 49er fan I am going to mock other 49er fans. For instance... I'm going to keep mocking fans who keep chanting Nate Davis...

    Ryan  Friday Written by Ryan Friday about almost 4 years ago 103 reads 1 comments

  3. 49ers: They Have To Do Better Than 8-8

    Well it's more than to save everyone's job. It's a whole lot deeper than that. Let's talk retrospectively and go back to the year 2003. The supposed Dennis Erickson era. This was the when Jeff Garcia, T...

    Ryan  Friday Written by Ryan Friday about almost 4 years ago 352 reads 9 comments

  4. 49ers 2009 Draft: Thanks For Not Getting Mark Sanchez!

    It's over. Hello, Michael Crabtree. I gave this year's draft an B/B+ only because of the absence any offensive linemen in this draft...

    Ryan  Friday Written by Ryan Friday about over 5 years ago 828 reads 5 comments

  5. Brett Favre: Did the NFL Ask Him to Play Again?

    It's everywhere, everywhere you look. Every sports newspaper, magazine, channel, radio station, heck, even Madden '09 is saying it—just look at who's on the damn cover: Brett Favre wants back in...

    Ryan  Friday Written by Ryan Friday about 6 years ago 1,698 reads 8 comments

  6. Alex Smith vs. Shaun Hill

    When I received an email from Zander asking me to do an article about the quarterback controversy going on with the 49ers, I thought, "what quarterback controversy?" I'm serious, what controversy? ...

    Ryan  Friday Written by Ryan Friday about over 6 years ago 1,762 reads 2 comments

  7. 2008 Draft + San Francisco 49ers = Bad Times

    It should be clear. What a horrofic situation the 49ers are in in this year's draft. I can't put it in better words than " it sucks...

    Ryan  Friday Written by Ryan Friday about over 6 years ago 1,701 reads 5 comments

  8. Alex Smith Saves the San Francisco 49ers

    By now, you're probably laughing. I mean, if I weren't an Alex Smith fan (a.k.a. a normal football fan) I'd be laughing pretty damn hard, but unfortunately, as you can see from my previous two articles, I'm quite the fan...

    Ryan  Friday Written by Ryan Friday about over 6 years ago 1,975 reads 17 comments

  9. If Frank Gore Dominates, 49ers Win 2008 NFC West Title

    A new Offensive Coordinator, a few new players, quarterback controversy, growing young defense, inconsistent offensive line, Vernon Davis, a cornucopia of questionable WR's, and...Frank Gore...

    Ryan  Friday Written by Ryan Friday about over 6 years ago 1,712 reads 8 comments

  10. San Francisco 49ers: Draft Tim Tebow in 2009

    Okay, we're really ahead of ourselves, (or at least I am), but for my first article, I thought it should stir things up a bit. Yes, this is my prediction for next year's draft...

    Ryan  Friday Written by Ryan Friday about over 6 years ago 3,753 reads 8 comments