1. Revive The Magnolia League!!

    I'm in a re-districting mood, and recall a blurb I ran across about someone at Vanderbilt in the 1960's who tried (unsuccessfully) to create a "Magnolia League" made up of more academically-minded (read athletically-challenged) universities...

    GogolsNose Written by GogolsNose about 3 years ago 488 reads 12 comments

  2. Why Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco Needs a New Name

    When I think of great Baltimore quarterbacks, names like Johnny Unitas and Bert Jones immediately come to mind (sorry, Trent Dilfer)...

    GogolsNose Written by GogolsNose about 3 years ago 410 reads 10 comments

  3. Vanderbilt: Bail on The Moron-Laden SEC!

    Anybody who loves following crappy sports teams as much as I do knows that Vanderbilt has this uncanny, consistent knack for fielding the most pathetic (albeit very well-dressed) football teams...

    GogolsNose Written by GogolsNose about 3 years ago 131 reads 3 comments

  4. MLB: Clean Up The AL EAST!! Throw Tampa Bay And Toronto...Out!!

    Dear Imaginary MLB Commish who will change the Divisions, I have a simple, multiple-choice, brain teaser for you: Which of the following, does NOT belong with the others in the group: ...

    GogolsNose Written by GogolsNose about 3 years ago 245 reads 10 comments

  5. SEC, Start Playing Lacrosse!

    I wanna know what crack the Athletic Directors of South Eastern Conference schools are smoking that prevents them from including Varsity Lacrosse as a sanctioned SEC sport? The NCAA Lacrosse ...

    GogolsNose Written by GogolsNose about 3 years ago 717 reads 6 comments

  6. We Need a Freezing-Cold Super Bowl!!

    I wish the guys making decisions at the NFL would consider--just once, hosting the Super Bowl in a cold, domeless city.  The SuperBowl is far too slick the way it is now.....

    GogolsNose Written by GogolsNose about 3 years ago 40 reads 0 comments

  7. Orioles Owner Angelos Blows Doughnuts

    Years ago, I was in a car with my brother and a friend pulling into this 7-11 when suddenly it was announced on the radio that Jerry Garcia from the Grateful Dead had just passed away...

    GogolsNose Written by GogolsNose about 3 years ago 275 reads 5 comments