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Let's Welcome LeGarrette Blount Back To Oregon Football With Open Arms

LeGarrette Blount embarrassed himself, and made his college look bad. He proved to be a lousy decision-maker. A terrible decision-maker. Heck, he probably had his brain turned off entirely...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about about 1 month ago 236 reads 4 comments
Memo to IOC: Neither Chicago Nor United States Need The Olympics

This isn't what the Olympics is supposed to be about... Corrupt politics, nonsensical group-think, decisions based on everything but merit...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about about 1 month ago 286 reads 39 comments
If Roman Polanski Looked Like Michael Vick: He'd Be Rotting in Prison

What a joke. Put him in prison. Extradite him to America, carry out his sentence, and let him serve his time. It will be a real shame, since he is a genius. Not only that, but he has suffered a lot in his life, and deserves to be happy in his old age...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 380 reads 6 comments
Dallas Cowboys Should Fire Wade Phillips Immediately After Game

The 4th Quarter is here, and Jerry Jones can't be amused right now. Wade Phillips and Jason Garrett are lucky that their team's highly-engaged owner did not walk onto the field early in the fourth quarter to fire them both on the spot...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 1,080 reads 8 comments
It Wasn't Only Brett Favre—NFL Fans Were Winners As Vikings Top 49ers

Yes, I'm a 49ers fan, and yes I am devastated that this one ended up in the loss column. But don't feel bad for me. I was just treated to one of the most spectacular and inspirational game-ending victories that this league has seen in years...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 1,177 reads 56 comments
The Naughty New York Jets Keep Tampering With My Feelings

It's unclear whether or not the New York Jets actually contacted Michael Crabtree or his agent Eugene Parker. The NFL is currently dealing with the issue, and I will trust their leadership in the handling of the affair...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 1,698 reads 4 comments
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom: A Marriage Lakers Fans Can Celebrate

I admit it. There's just no way for me—a normally stoic, meat and potatoes, easily-annoyed sports fan—to hide it any longer I'm absolutely excited about this marriage between Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 3,345 reads 3 comments
Michael Crabtree: A Mutual Divorce For The San Francisco 49ers

Perhaps Michael Crabtree was right all along. Perhaps he was never meant to fall to No. 10 and get drafted by the 49ers...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 3,019 reads 8 comments
San Francisco 49ers: What To Love About The Season To Date

The 49ers are 2-0? It's almost too good to be true. Reflecting upon the last two weeks, there are a lot of reasons for why the 49ers find themselves in a commanding position as they embark upon a tough-as-nails schedule...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 674 reads 1 comments
Caster Semenya Exploitation: The Most Idiotic Sports Crime of Our Time

We've done it! After over 15 years of waiting, the human race has finally outdone itself in the category of Idiotic Sports Crime...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 1,316 reads 5 comments
Mel Kiper's Wrong: Michael Crabtree Won't Be a First Rounder

"With the 21st Pick in the 1998 NFL Draft, the Minnesota Vikings select...Randy Moss!" Those words should be haunting Michael Crabtree right now...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 3,765 reads 34 comments
Kanye West Interrupts Charlie Weis' Postgame Excuse Session

Hip Hop mogul Kanye West has been forced to issue a public apology after scandalously interrupting Charlie Weis' post-game excuse session, following Notre Dame's devastating loss to Michigan...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 2,767 reads 25 comments
Michael Crabtree's Agent Has Gone Too Far, Betraying His "Brother"

Eugene Parker is a smart man. He is a great agent, an astonishing businessman, and he is a recognized leader in the African-American community. But he isn't God—and, right now, he doesn't even look like a man of God...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 9,018 reads 50 comments
Golden Hate: Michael Crabtree, Richard Seymour First Humans to Dislike Bay Area

San Francisco's reputation as the only city on the planet that nobody dislikes was officially called into question this afternoon, effectively ending a 160-year streak of general popularity...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 4,777 reads 25 comments
Sam Bradford Injury: The "Told You So" We Never Wanted

This is the exact scenario that many people — myself included — hoped and prayed would never come to pass...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 2 months ago 1,002 reads 12 comments
UFC 102: Randy Couture Overshadows Disappointments by Demian Maia, Chris Leben

Demian Maia, I hope you're happy. You made me and all of my beginning jiu jitsu classmates cry. Heading into the main event, UFC 102 was dangerously close to becoming the most underwhelming evening in the history of the octagon...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 3 months ago 957 reads 15 comments
San Francisco 49ers: The Draft Experts Are Wrong!

Based upon the "consensus" view from the so-called draft experts, the San Francisco 49ers continued their losing ways by executing poorly in this year's draft...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 7 months ago 1,004 reads 8 comments
Bailout, Stimulus, and Economic Recovery: The Sports Version

Given that our Treasury Secretary is out of ideas for how to magically erase trillions of dollars in toxic financial assets, it's time that we bring fresh blood into this bailout...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 9 months ago 121 reads 2 comments
Michael Phelps a Victim of Inexcusable Media Junk Reporting

The Michael Phelps controversy is not a trivial one. It is not a joke, nor is it a big deal. It's not disappointing, and it's not something that inspires pride.The Michael Phelps controversy isn't anything...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 9 months ago 270 reads 3 comments
Inauguration Special: Greatest Speeches In Sports' History

On Tuesday afternoon, Americans will be treated to a speech that will set the tone for the next four year's of our nation's leadership...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 10 months ago 846 reads 5 comments
Tony Dungy Worship Has Gone Too Far

This is the second time in as many years that I have had to write this article. And, hopefully, I will not have to write it again. But given how irrational the mainstream media acts when they discuss Tony Dungy, it's hard to know for sure...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 10 months ago 1,151 reads 62 comments
Peyton Manning's MVP Sham: Players Who Deserved It More

I'm not going to write an elegant argument for why Peyton Manning's selection as MVP is a sham. Rather, I would l like to create an argument in favor of several other men — deserving men...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 11 months ago 415 reads 14 comments
Sean Avery Was Right About The NHL, and They Know It

Sean Avery is right about a lot of things, and the NHL knows it. It's ironic that he plays for a team called the "Stars", because the NHL has proven itself totally incapable of creating anything resembling a true household name...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about 12 months ago 926 reads 25 comments
If Barack Obama's Cabinet Were Full of Athletes

Over the coming weeks, President-Elect Obama has been putting together his team of rivals to lead our nation. But what if he were to undertake this critical process with a slight caveat: Only professional athletes are eligible to hold office...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about about 1 year ago 309 reads 8 comments
American League MVP: Top 10 Candidates

Few years have seen a race that is this wide open. The 2008 American League MVP race has no fewer than ten solid candidates, and nobody has the slightest clue who the "real favorite" is going to be...

Written by Bryan Goldberg about about 1 year ago 729 reads 25 comments

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Bryan Goldberg Article Archive

Let's Welcome LeGarrette Blount Back To Oregon Football With Open Arms

Memo to IOC: Neither Chicago Nor United States Need The Olympics

If Roman Polanski Looked Like Michael Vick: He'd Be Rotting in Prison

Dallas Cowboys Should Fire Wade Phillips Immediately After Game

It Wasn't Only Brett Favre—NFL Fans Were Winners As Vikings Top 49ers

The Naughty New York Jets Keep Tampering With My Feelings

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom: A Marriage Lakers Fans Can Celebrate

Michael Crabtree: A Mutual Divorce For The San Francisco 49ers

San Francisco 49ers: What To Love About The Season To Date

Caster Semenya Exploitation: The Most Idiotic Sports Crime of Our Time

Mel Kiper's Wrong: Michael Crabtree Won't Be a First Rounder

Kanye West Interrupts Charlie Weis' Postgame Excuse Session

Michael Crabtree's Agent Has Gone Too Far, Betraying His "Brother"

Golden Hate: Michael Crabtree, Richard Seymour First Humans to Dislike Bay Area

Sam Bradford Injury: The "Told You So" We Never Wanted

UFC 102: Randy Couture Overshadows Disappointments by Demian Maia, Chris Leben

San Francisco 49ers: The Draft Experts Are Wrong!

Bailout, Stimulus, and Economic Recovery: The Sports Version

Michael Phelps a Victim of Inexcusable Media Junk Reporting

Inauguration Special: Greatest Speeches In Sports' History

Tony Dungy Worship Has Gone Too Far

Peyton Manning's MVP Sham: Players Who Deserved It More

Sean Avery Was Right About The NHL, and They Know It

If Barack Obama's Cabinet Were Full of Athletes

American League MVP: Top 10 Candidates

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