I have been playing fantasy football for several years now. I am a player who will be in upwards of 50 leagues per season to help with analyzing trends. And winning championships. I'm married and my wife and I have a son, Jack, and we are expecting our second boy in late September.
Seriously dude - Please explain how you expect to keep any kind of credibility regarding your analysis of the game of football when you think 5.0 yards per carry "wasn't much better" than 3.2 yards per carry. The difference is the difference between 'well-below average' and 'elite'.