1. Sports Figures Whose Lives Would Make Great Movies

    Hooray for Hollywood! Well, not always. That's gospel to anyone who sat through Rush Hour 3 ... or Rush Hour 2 ...or, you guessed it...the original Rush Hour . To write a great sports film is no easy task...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 9 months ago 8,073 reads 34 comments

  2. MLB: Describing Each 2012 Team with 90's Songs

    "Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact." Standing in a loud grungy music store, surrounded by young bands he'd never heard ...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 9 months ago 5,394 reads 20 comments

  3. The Best Speeches in Sports Movie History

    Locker rooms are gross. They're smelly, waterlogged, messy and littered with way too many used jockstraps for comfort. Luckily, the magic of film makes us forget all of that malarkey...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 9 months ago 20,204 reads 22 comments

  4. 2012 NFL Predictions, Based on Team Foam Hats

    Is the calendar right? It's August already? Wow, where does the time go? That means it's that time of year the gridiron diehards are hunkering down for four months of pigskin madness...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 10 months ago 5,630 reads 18 comments

  5. 15 Athletes Who Will Make Awesome Coaches

    To achieve the full proper effect of this article, please repeatedly play this theme song of the 90's sitcom, Coach , while reading. Now enjoy...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 10 months ago 10,459 reads 82 comments

  6. MLB: The Ugly Hat Countdown

    Go to your local mall and walk into a Lids store. Wall to wall, you're bombarded. There's this to your left. Then this is to your right...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 11 months ago 8,790 reads 42 comments

  7. The 35 Most Ridiculous Reasons to Love Sports

    Sports are ridiculous. Think about it. We gather and watch grown men and women kick a ball into a massive net, tackle each other for 60 minutes, hit a speeding ball with a piece of wood, and try to chuck a big orange ball into a basket...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 11 months ago 114,232 reads 39 comments

  8. The Craziest Leaping Plays in Sports

    Fire up Google in your browser. Now search for the term "leap". Don't worry, we'll wait... Surprisingly, the results will be littered way too heavily with the early-90's Scott Bakula sci-fi snoozer series, Quantum Leap ...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 11 months ago 11,265 reads 6 comments

  9. MLB All-Star Game: TV vs. Film Characters

    Sports fans, what a day we have upon us... I'm proud and excited to welcome you to the new "Midseason Classic." The sun shines down and there isn't a cloud in the perfectly blue sky...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 11 months ago 1,477 reads 2 comments

  10. 'A to Z' of the Toughest Places to Play in Sports

    "There's no place like home." Admit it, we all kind of hated sleepovers when we were growing up anyway. There was something special about being on your home turf, on familiar grounds...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 11 months ago 10,877 reads 103 comments

  11. The Biggest Goosebump Moments in Sports

    You didn't think that just because it's summer, you couldn't get goosebumps, right? Throughout the years, even over the course of centuries, there's been one constant about sports—they can provide an array of emotions...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 12 months ago 54,098 reads 173 comments

  12. Pixar and Sports Stars: Separated at Birth?

    The mercury is creeping higher and higher. Sizzling barbecues are scorching hot with glowing red charcoal. Despite endless showers, you'll be finding rogue grains of sand in your hair for months...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 12 months ago 2,461 reads 4 comments

  13. Bronx Bombs: Ten Years of Yankees Pitching Duds

    Quacky curmudgeon Scrooge McDuck had a giant silo of gold coins to swim in. Eccentric pop icon Michael Jackson owned the Elephant Man’s dirty old bones. "Big Pants" MC Hammer bought a $12 million mansion that housed nearly 20 racehorses...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 12 months ago 3,149 reads 10 comments

  14. 10 Ebay Sports Items You Don't Want to Bid on

    As a society, a nation, a culture, and as a planet, we love sports. Few things bond people together like watching our favorite players cross home plate after a walk-off home run, ...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 1 year ago 2,098 reads 0 comments

  15. Rickie Weeks' Potential Best Fantasy Week Is Upon Us

    Rickie Weaks... Okay, that was kinda mean. Rickie Weeks didn't play the past three nights. Well, to be honest, he hasn't really played the whole season. His day-to-day status makes him a question mark for Tuesday night as well...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 1 year ago 405 reads 3 comments

  16. The 10 Best Simpsons Sports Episodes

    Twenty-three years... Not too old if you're a tree, but for a television show? That's an eternity. Heck, most hope to make it a fraction of that time...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 1 year ago 37,821 reads 35 comments

  17. MLB Fantasy: Who Is the Biggest Bust Not Named Albert Pujols so Far This Season?

    Man, things are rough in Anaheim. Imagine only four and-a-half-months into 2012, and the Orange County city has had not one, but two $250 million dollar investments go kaput...

    Andrew Blumetti Written by Andrew Blumetti about 1 year ago 527 reads 2 comments