You, you're one of those guys who drinks 10 beers while watching your team win and half a dozen more when they lose. Me, I listen to the first half of the game on the radio during my commute home. I watch the second half of the game while running on the treadmill at the gym. Usually, I run 7 miles when we win. Closer to 10 when we lose. Also, my wife is much hotter than yours.
You know, I'm really trying to like you, but you are making it very difficult!