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Zeke Fuhrman

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Sports piss me off.

But there is nothing I love more.

The Shortlist »

  • Favorite Athletes

    Jim Kliensasser, Nick Punto, Steve Nash, Brett Favre, Michael Vick, Ken Griffey Jr, Ichiro, Tim Couch, Aaron Brooks, Aaron Brooks, Kirby Puckett, Kevin Garnett, Cris Carter, Mikko Koivu, Drew Bledsoe, Mark Brunell, Bobby Keppel, Matt LeCroy, Denny Hocking

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Minnesota Twins/Vikings, New Orleans Saints (pre-Reggie Bush era), University of Oregon, Boise State, Seattle Mariners, University of Minnesota, The Underdog

  • Favorite Coaches

    Tom Kelly, Flip Saunders, Ron Gardenhire, Bud Grant, Jerry Burns, Tony Dungy, Anyone brave enough to take the Timberwolves job

  • All Time Sports Moment

    I beat Tim Thorman in Fantasy Football by a score of 105-104 after a miraculous 21-point performance by the Pittsburgh defense on Monday Night Football

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    The Twins rally against the Detroit Tigers to win the Central Division in 12 innings during a one-game playoff (10/6/2009)

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Amount of steriods injected into Barry Bonds

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Ruth

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Montana

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Russell. Very hard to win without a big man. Just ask Kobe.

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Gretzky

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Who is Maradona?

  • Federer or Sampras?

    McEnroe

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Are we talking golf or mistresses?

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Petty...Tom Petty...

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Dick Trickle

  • Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

    Pac 10 (Oregon), or Big 11 (Minnesota)

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  • Comment

    Chris Schei commented on Joe Mauer Revealed

    Looks like Zeke wishes he was Joe Mauer with the ladies. Since he's not, he must warn ladies that Joe is a prick. Nice article about...

    • 1 replies – here are the latest…
    • Zeke Fuhrman replied…

      Too bad you still can't be Joe Mauer with the ladies. Looks like you are tied...

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    Zeke Fuhrman commented on Why the Minnesota Vikings and New York Jets Will Meet in the Super Bowl

    Stellar prediction, genious. How about you leave predicing games to the experts?

  • Zeke Fuhrman commented on b g's profile

    Ah, B G. I missed you. Thanks for writing on my year-old article. Really appreciate the extra reads.

    21 hours ago

    Reply

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    Bryn Swartz commented on Mark Brunell Wins Long-Awaited Super Bowl Championship

    I really don't think Brunell deserves any credit.

    • 11 replies – here are the latest…
    • Zeke Fuhrman replied…

      You know I'm right.

    • David Arreola replied…

      Bryn, he held the ball for Hartley's Super Bowl record performance.

  • Comment

    b g commented on Joe Mauer Revealed

    Funny how ESPN just named him the most fan friendly athlete. I think you can leave your reporting up to people with some credibility. You have...

  • Article

    Hot Article: Mark Brunell Wins Long-Awaited Super Bowl

    After 16 NFL seasons, Mark Brunell is finally a world champion. Brunell was a critical part in the University of Washington's dominance during the early 1990s. Brunell led the team to three straight Rose Bowl appearances, winning in 1991 and 1992...

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    Hot Poll: Will Mark Brunell Retire Following the Super Bowl? 50 people have voted…

    • Yes

      82.0%
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      18.0%
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    Hot Poll: Will Mark Brunell Retire Following the Super Bowl? 20 people have voted…

    • Yes

      85.0%
    • No

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    New Article: Mark Brunell Wins Long Awaited Super Bowl Championship

    After 16 NFL seasons, Mark Brunell is finally a world champion. Brunell was a critical part in the University of Washington's dominance during the early 1990s. Brunell led the team to three straight Rose Bowl appearances, winning in 1991 and 1992...

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    Zeke Fuhrman commented on Twins Add Orlando Hudson, Complete the Puzzle in Minnesota

    The bullpen will get better with Condrey and Neshek...but they still have Jesse Crain...

    • 1 replies – here are the latest…
    • Jim Mohler replied…

      I trust Rick Anderson to make the right decisions regarding the pitching staff. If he doesn't...

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    Zeke Fuhrman commented on Detroit Tiger Droppings: 2/5/10

    We pricks did it again? I don't find that as offensive as I find it funny. Look at who Minnesota's key additions have been over the...

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    Anthony Majewski commented on Joe Mauer Revealed

    Ego driven? Wow. I find it funny that your sources remain just that in your comments, no specific quotes, citations, etc... nothing further than hear say...

    • 1 replies – here are the latest…
    • Zeke Fuhrman replied…

      What can I say? I'm the Mark Rosen of BleacherReport... PS: I was there...

  • Jonathan Stilwell said...

    Zeke - Hi - here's a look at the Cubs all-time starting rotation -
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/340861-the-chicago-cubs-all-time-starting-rotation?just_published=1

    3 days ago

    Reply

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    Zeke Fuhrman commented on Joe Mauer, Minnesota Twins Reach Preliminary 10-Year Extension Agreement

    $220 MILLION?!?!? Seriously?!?

    • 1 replies – here are the latest…
    • Bob Warja replied…

      Actually, the estimate floating around is $200 million. I put in an extra $20 mil because...

  • Hot Poll

    Hot Poll: How Will The Twins Finish in the AL Central in 2010? 100 people have voted…

    • First

      89.0%
    • Second with Wild Card berth

      4.0%
    • Second with no playoffs

      6.0%
    • Third

      0.0%
    • Fourth

      0.0%
    • Fifth

      1.0%
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    Zeke's Achievements & Awards (27) »

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      Hot Read: Gold Medal

      Joe Mauer Revealed

      Received 5,000 Reads • January 19, 2009

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      Hot Read: Gold Medal

      The Madden Curse: A History

      Received 5,000 Reads • August 07, 2008

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      Hot Read: Silver Medal

      Why I Was Wrong about Jared Allen

      Received 2,000 Reads • January 12, 2009

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      Hot Read: Silver Medal

      Pro Bowl before the Super Bowl a Terrib…

      Received 2,000 Reads • January 07, 2010

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      Hot Read: Silver Medal

      Dear Michael Crabtree: Shut Up and Play

      Received 2,000 Reads • September 16, 2009

    • Hot Read [article title]

      Hot Read: Silver Medal

      Minnesota Vikings Fans Hate Brett Favre…

      Received 2,000 Reads • August 17, 2009

    • Lead Story

      Lead Story: Bronze Medal

      Zeke Fuhrman has written 2 lead stories.

      Last awarded: December 07, 2009

    • Hot Read [article title]

      Hot Read: Bronze Medal

      Saints-Colts: First-Time Super Bowl Tea…

      Received 1,000 Reads • February 07, 2010

    • Hot Read [article title]

      Hot Read: Bronze Medal

      Why Peyton Manning Is the NFL Player of…

      Received 1,000 Reads • February 05, 2010

    • Great Debate [article title]

      Great Debate: Bronze Medal

      The Top 10 Chicago Bears Quarterbacks o…

      Received 25 comments • January 20, 2010

    • Hot Read [article title]

      Hot Read: Bronze Medal

      The Top 10 Chicago Bears Quarterbacks o…

      Received 1,000 Reads • January 19, 2010

    • Hot Read [article title]

      Hot Read: Bronze Medal

      Is Leslie Frazier Going To the Buffalo Bills?

      Received 1,000 Reads • January 13, 2010

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