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Ezekiel's Bio
Zeke was born under a lucky star in 1987...the year his Minnesota Twins won their first championship. Ever since, he has been a devout Twins fans and memorabilia collector.
Zeke started writing on cold winter night...by candlelight...in his cabin...in a snowstorm...uphill both ways. Ever since he has picked up a pencil, he learned he can make people laugh, cry, piss, and moan over his daily musings, stories, and ramblings.
He hopes that he can make monetary gain somewhere by writing.
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- Stats (4),
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- NFL (4),
- History (3),
- New York Yankees (2)
- Sam Wenk commented on Cubs/ChiSox World Series Put on Hold
- Brian P commented on Why I Hate Fantasy Football
- Barrett Van Tieghem commented on Why I Hate Fantasy Football
- Ezekiel Fuhrman left a note on Emily Diekelmann's profile
- Ezekiel Fuhrman left a note on Emily Diekelmann's profile
- Cubs/ChiSox World Series Put on Hold was edited by Emily Diekelmann
- Emily Diekelmann left feedback on Cubs/ChiSox World Series Put on Hold
- Why I Hate Fantasy Football was edited by David Reyes
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Favorite Athletes
Pat Neshek, Nick Punto, Steve Nash, Brett Favre, John Rocker, Chris Henry, Michael Vick, Ichiro, Tim Couch, Aaron Brooks, Aaron Brooks, Kirby Puckett, Frank Viola, Johan Santana, Greg Gagne, Kevin Garnett, Cris Carter
Favorite Sports Teams
Minnesota Twins/Timberwolves/Vikings, Boston Red Sox, New Orleans Saints, University of Oregon
All Time Sports Moment
Throwing a golf ball at Chuck Knoblauch...
Most Memorable Game Attended
The Twins rally against the White Sox from five runs down to take control of the AL Central with three games left.(9/25/08)
Most Unbreakable Sports Record
Nap Lajoie's .426 batting average in 1901/UCLA's 7 consecutive NCAA basketball championships
Ruth or Mays?
Ruth
Unitas or Montana?
Montana
Jordan or Russell?
Jordan
Gretzky or Orr?
Gretzky
Pele or Maradona?
Who is Maradona?
Federer or Sampras?
Nadal
Tiger or Nicklaus?
Tiger
Petty or Earnhardt?
Petty...Tom Petty...
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?
Pac 10 (Oregon)
Greg Adams
37 articles
Alan Bass
269 articles
Nate Beard
3 articles
Trey Bradley
247 articles
Sean Crowe
171 articles
Dave Finocchio
52 articles
Andrew Kneeland
218 articles
Jordan Schwartz
100 articles
Ben Weixlmann
270 articles





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12 days ago
Soon....... very soon...
14 days ago
No problem.
Congrats on the Twinkies sweeping the ChiSox. I can't stand that ignorant dope Ozzie Guillen, and I think his macho attitude of calling out his ace blew up in his face: looks like his team folded after that.
I still resent that even though y'all had a worse record than us (the True Blue Brew Crew), who were not in the playoffs, got homefield advantage in that antiseptic monolithic dome because baseball has stupid rules. Then if that wasn't enough, Kent Hrbek gets away with pulling Ron Gant off the bag and stealing the title from my second favourite team at the time.
But I have always admired the Twins ability to compete as a small market team, and I thought Tom Kelly was the bomb. And it's easy to root for you over the ChiSox! Good luck in the playoffs, 'cause I would even root for you over Tampa in the AL...but I might have to go with the Cubs in the Series if you can somehow get past the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in California of the lower 48 of the United States on Terra Firma of the Milky Way...or whatever they call themselves now.
17 days ago
Here are this week's results...
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/61030-br-top-25-college-football-poll-week-five
Thanks for voting!
3 months ago
My apologies man! You were right, it is Wittman. I wanted to fact check so I google searched "Randy Whitman" and hits came up linking to him. My apologies, you were absolutely right and I regret my error.
4 months ago
Zeke, thanks for the vote. How's married life?
4 months ago
Zeke,
I send my congratulations to you on getting married in the not-too-distant future. I hope everything goes wonderfully! Keep us abreast of how the marriage is working out, because I'm sure there are some people on BR who can help you out!
P.S. I loved reading the article. You are one hell of a writer.
Take Care,
Ben
5 months ago
Zeke,
Thanks for the fandom. Bristol needs a dude who can bust it out on the drum set!
6 months ago
I liked the center field analysis. Good work.
Hope to see you around!