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Ezekiel's Bio

Zeke was born under a lucky star in 1987...the year his Minnesota Twins won their first championship. Ever since, he has been a devout Twins fans and memorabilia collector.

Zeke started writing on cold winter night...by candlelight...in his cabin...in a snowstorm...uphill both ways. Ever since he has picked up a pencil, he learned he can make people laugh, cry, piss, and moan over his daily musings, stories, and ramblings.

He hopes that he can make monetary gain somewhere by writing.

Ezekiel Writes About

The Short List facts and information about Ezekiel Fuhrman

Favorite Athletes

Pat Neshek, Nick Punto, Steve Nash, Brett Favre, John Rocker, Chris Henry, Michael Vick, Ichiro, Tim Couch, Aaron Brooks, Aaron Brooks, Kirby Puckett, Frank Viola, Johan Santana, Greg Gagne, Kevin Garnett, Cris Carter

Favorite Sports Teams

Minnesota Twins/Timberwolves/Vikings, Boston Red Sox, New Orleans Saints, University of Oregon

All Time Sports Moment

Throwing a golf ball at Chuck Knoblauch...

Most Memorable Game Attended

The Twins rally against the White Sox from five runs down to take control of the AL Central with three games left.(9/25/08)

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Nap Lajoie's .426 batting average in 1901/UCLA's 7 consecutive NCAA basketball championships

Ruth or Mays?

Ruth

Unitas or Montana?

Montana

Jordan or Russell?

Jordan

Gretzky or Orr?

Gretzky

Pele or Maradona?

Who is Maradona?

Federer or Sampras?

Nadal

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger

Petty or Earnhardt?

Petty...Tom Petty...

Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

Pac 10 (Oregon)

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  1. by Nate
    12 days ago

    Soon....... very soon...

  2. by MJ
    14 days ago

    No problem.
    Congrats on the Twinkies sweeping the ChiSox. I can't stand that ignorant dope Ozzie Guillen, and I think his macho attitude of calling out his ace blew up in his face: looks like his team folded after that.
    I still resent that even though y'all had a worse record than us (the True Blue Brew Crew), who were not in the playoffs, got homefield advantage in that antiseptic monolithic dome because baseball has stupid rules. Then if that wasn't enough, Kent Hrbek gets away with pulling Ron Gant off the bag and stealing the title from my second favourite team at the time.
    But I have always admired the Twins ability to compete as a small market team, and I thought Tom Kelly was the bomb. And it's easy to root for you over the ChiSox! Good luck in the playoffs, 'cause I would even root for you over Tampa in the AL...but I might have to go with the Cubs in the Series if you can somehow get past the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in California of the lower 48 of the United States on Terra Firma of the Milky Way...or whatever they call themselves now.

  3. by Trey
    17 days ago

    Here are this week's results...

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/61030-br-top-25-college-football-poll-week-five

    Thanks for voting!

  4. by Erick
    3 months ago

    My apologies man! You were right, it is Wittman. I wanted to fact check so I google searched "Randy Whitman" and hits came up linking to him. My apologies, you were absolutely right and I regret my error.

  5. by Greg
    4 months ago

    Zeke, thanks for the vote. How's married life?

  6. by Ben
    4 months ago

    Zeke,

    I send my congratulations to you on getting married in the not-too-distant future. I hope everything goes wonderfully! Keep us abreast of how the marriage is working out, because I'm sure there are some people on BR who can help you out!

    P.S. I loved reading the article. You are one hell of a writer.

    Take Care,
    Ben

  7. by Greg
    5 months ago

    Zeke,

    Thanks for the fandom. Bristol needs a dude who can bust it out on the drum set!

  8. by Andrew
    6 months ago

    I liked the center field analysis. Good work.

    Hope to see you around!