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I am a contributing writer for many high profile publications including Penthouse, Hustler, Barely Legal, and Cosmopolitan among others. I like to hang out at Chuck-e-Cheese as I have a thing for single moms. Maybe that's because I still live with my mom. Hmmm??? She says I'm lazy but I like to think I have a "take it easy" view on life. Speaking of my mom, she works as a dancer at the Crazy Cat Saloon. She's really good. Stop by and say hi sometime. I have lots of crazy uncles too. Anyway, my favorite movie is Howard the Duck, Popcorn chicken from KFC is my favorite food, I drive a 1978 AMC Pacer, I collect odd shaped dog poop and I believe strongly in chemical warfare! Have a nice day...

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Misty May, Jennie Finch, Maria Sharapova...one at a time!

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Oakland Raiders, Los Angeles Lakers, USC Trojans

  • Favorite Coaches

    John Madden, Pat Riley, Pete Carroll

  • All-Time Sports Moment

    Billie Jean King defeats Bobby Riggs

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Last NFL game at LA Coliseum. Raiders vs Chiefs (w/Joe Montana and Marcus Allen)

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    Harlem Globetrotters record 8,829 straight victories!

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Al Davis! Baseball is weak!

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Stabler...and what about Terry Bradshaw? He called all his own plays damn it!

  • Jordan or Russell?

    West & Wilt, Magic & Kareem, Shaq & Kobe...F#%k Chicago & Boston!

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Gordie Howe... Please, he never even wore a helmet!

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Are you kidding?

  • Federer or Sampras?

    All four Williams sisters ass cheeks!

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Rannulph Junah, Bobby Jones and Walter Hagen!

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Junior!

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    Seabisquit!

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    University of Southern Cali-fu#%ing-fornia!

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  • Terrell White posted 858 days ago

    Terrell White

    Check out my article and let me know what you think
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/569610-oakland-raiders-a-franchise-on-the-verg-of-greatness-or-self-destruction

  • Bryn Swartz posted 1585 days ago

    Bryn Swartz

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/112096-bo-jackson-what-could-have-been

    He was probably the greatest athlete of all time. He had more talent than any running back in history. If only he had never played baseball....

  • Mike Sommers posted 1595 days ago

    Mike Sommers

    Shred, you are a funny mutha fuggah!!!.... Great writing style too.....