Favorite Athletes

Bjorn Borg, Dominique Wilkins, Tom Brady, Michelle Kwan, Bob McAdoo, pre-diva Brett Favre, Venus Williams, Tim Duncan, Sheryl Swoopes, Oscar de la Hoya, Kareem, Pistol Pete

Favorite Sports Teams

Atlanta Hawks, USC Football, Atlanta Braves, Atlanta Falcons, USC Basketball, Team USA

Favorite Coaches

Pat Summit, Bobby Cox, Bobbie Kelsey, Joey Pats, Norm Chow, Bela Karolyi, Eddie Robinson

All-Time Sports Moment

Game 7, 1992 NLCS, Braves vs. Pirates. Atlanta down 2-1 in bottom of the ninth, bases loaded. Francisco Cabrera cracked a single that scored David Justice and Sid Bream, who, though limping, barely beat the throw by Barry Bonds. Braves win! Braves win!

Most Unbreakable Sports Record

"Shoot, Pass, Slam" by Shaquille O'Neal. Reminds me of foreplay. Yeah, baby.

Ruth or Mays?

Mays. In Ruth's day, many of the best players were segregated from the league. How else could an obese drunk be so dominant?

Unitas or Montana?

Burt Starr.

Jordan or Russell?

Kareem.

Gretzky or Orr?

Nobody watches hockey.

Pele or Maradona?

Madonna reinvented herself as a futbol player?

Federer or Sampras?

Borg. 11 slams in 27 attempts? The French-Wimbeldon double three times? Sick!!!

Tiger or Nicklaus?

Push.

ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

Anybody but the Big 10; they underachieve in every sport.