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2011 NFL Predictions: Electric Cheese and the Super Bowl Matchup
It’s that time of the year again. We’ve all taken for granted the simple pleasures of having football (real football, not arena, not Canadian) around, but this year is different...
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Crazy Eights: The Logical Solution To The NFL's Playoff Formatting
On Sunday night, the Seattle Seahawks clinched the NFC West division with a 7—9 record to become the first division winner in league history to finish with below .500. Many NFL fans are shocked and appalled as to how this could have happened...
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Poll...The NFL's Biggest Flop of Week One
Short and to the point. Vote which of these teams that entered the season with high expectations, laid an egg and was the biggest disappointment in Week 1. Since Bleacher Report has taken away the Poll feature, I will list the options here...
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2010 NFL Season Predictions: The Color(s) Purple-REVISED AFC EAST EDITION
AFC EAST MIAMI I had my doubts on the Dolphins due to Chad Henne's inexperience. But after seeing what he has done in the preseason, along with the fact that the Dolphins finished ...
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Brett Favre: Playing Right Into His Hands
Forget "Survivor", "The Hills", or gasp, "The Jersey Shore." The Brett Favre Show has been the most compelling reality show these past few years even though this show only airs in the months of August leading up to training camp...
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Super Bowl XLIV Predictions: How'd We All Do?
A few weeks have passed since the New Orleans Saints won this year's Super Bowl over the Indianapolis Colts. The Saints, although a team that finished in last place in its division with an 8-8 ...
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Jets Beat Vikings In Super Bowl: Brett Favre To Sign With Dolphins (Satire)
After the New York Jets stunned the sports world much as they did in Super Bowl III with their upset of the Minnesota Vikings, quarterback Brett Favre himself made an announcement equally as shocking...
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Limping in As the No. 1 Seed: Why Even Start Peyton at All?
Throughout all this talk of an undefeated season and greatest team of all time, the Indianapolis Colts maintained the position that they were not interested in immortality and just wanted to win another championship...
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Memo to Giants Defense: It's Not Two Hand Touch
Earlier this season, I compared the New York Giants to last season’s Dallas Cowboys—a team with great expectations that got off to a hot start and then plummeted...
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If the Colts Do Finish 19-0, Are They the Team of the Decade?
As early as even 2006, the media had already dubbed the New England Patriots the team of the decade. After all, they had won three Super Bowls earlier in the decade and pretty much the only way ...
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Brett Favre Calls the Shots
We shouldn’t be surprised to learn that Brett Favre has been changing plays and giving orders for the Minnesota Vikings...
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Solving Tiger Woods' Sponsorship Problems Is Easy: Endorse Condoms (satire)
The mistresses of Tiger Woods are like the "Harry Potter" film and book series; every day it seems another one comes out. It seems it's the biggest trend and newest bandwagon to jump on...
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New York Giants: A Team In Prime Playoff Position Despite Recent Struggles
Okay, so they won't win the division which means the last game at Giants Stadium WILL be the last scheduled game against Carolina on December 27. And yes, right now the G-men are on the outside looking in...
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Forget the Coaches, Kickers Like John Carney and Jason Elam On the Hot Seat
Being a placekicker in the NFL is a strange job. You’re pretty much either a hero, or a goat. There is no in between. And if a kicker becomes a hero, it is quickly forgotten and credited to the quarterback who got him in the position to kick it...
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Cleveland Browns-Detroit Lions: Toilet Bowl II
Believe it or not, this article is not to hate on the ineptitude of these two Pop Warner teams (OK, maybe I just screwed that one up). Nor is it to mock the Detroit Lions for losing the first toilet bowl, granting the Rams their first "win...
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Jauron's Firing Confirms How Biased The Coach Of The Year Award Is
Fired for the second time (third if you count not being offered the position after being an interim in Detroit) Dick Jauron was named Coach of the Year in 2001...
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Tom Cable: "I Coach The Raiders; I Had To Beat Somebody"
This past summer, Raiders coach Tom Cable faced allegations for assault on a former assistant coach. Apparently he has upgraded now over beating up women, as we've learned he's done in his past...
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Top Coach-Player "Almost" Fights in the NFL
This past Sunday saw Falcons coach Mike Smith get in the face of former Falcons player and current Redskin Deangelo Hall on the sidelines after a play...
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2009 New York Giants: This Year's Dallas Cowboys?
Going into the 2008 season, the Dallas Cowboys were everybody's favorite to at least win their conference. They were coming off a season in which they were the No...
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Favreageddon: A Once in a Lifetime Opportunity We Get to Witness
There are few momentous sporting events that take place in our lifetime that we have the privilege to witness firsthand. The Miami Dolphins completing their perfect season of 1972...
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The Cheap Way to Dress As Your Favorite NFL Star For Halloween, Vol. 2
For those of you who are looking to be particular NFL players but don't want to spend a whole lot, I offer up these following suggestions.....
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Why We Shouldn't Be Surprised by the Start of the Broncos and Titans
Going into this season, records of 6-0 and 0-6 did not seem like too much of a stretch for the Tennessee Titans and Denver Broncos—except it was supposed to be the other way around...
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Bottom of the Barrel: Do Wins Really Determine Who Is the Worst?
After five weeks of the NFL season, there are four teams still winless and five with only one win. Some are familiar (Oakland, Detroit, Cleveland) and some are shocking (Tennessee and, depending who you are, Carolina)...
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The Aging NFL: No Country Left For These Old Men
Sure, 30 may be the new 20 and hitting the big 4-0 is no longer as old as it used to be. But for the NFL, you pretty much have to double those years to equate age. For running backs, hitting 30 is more dreaded than reaching 40, 50, or even up to 100...
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Ideas For a BETTER Brett Favre Commercial
When I heard Brett Favre would be starring in a commercial poking fun at his “inability” (the nicest word I can put it) to make decisions in life, I thought to myself, “Okay, good, the guy is at least poking fun at himself...
