1. Captain Al's Sunday Booty: Ode To Oaklands Raider

    The seas be calm the skies true blue,Sails be pushin', straight and true.pull up a chair, pass the bloody swill,Silence the mangy parrot & keep em still.We be happy with our new plundered prize,It be one our greatest, no compromise...

    Simon Birmingham Written by Simon Birmingham about over 5 years ago 455 reads 1 comments

  2. Guaranteed Winner! A PPR Fantasy Football Lineup For Dummies

    The wonderful world of Fantasy Football is now in the saving face portion of the playoff season. For many, the desperate last dash of the four weeks of NFL playoff games are the last chance to ...

    Simon Birmingham Written by Simon Birmingham about over 5 years ago 767 reads 0 comments

  3. A Ray-Rey of Hope for the Oakland Raiders Defense?

    "And with the No. 7 pick in the 2009 NFL draft the Oakland Raiders select...?" Whoa, Whoa, Whoa—TIMEOUT, SLOW DOWN, AND RELAX!!! Let's just wait right there, hold on to your horses, back ...

    Simon Birmingham Written by Simon Birmingham about over 5 years ago 3,668 reads 30 comments

  4. Why Would an Oakland Raiders Fan Living in Oregon Like the Dallas Cowboys?

    Well, if there was ever a picture worth a thousand words, there it is. I should just stop with the headline and the photo and be good to go. I should.....

    Simon Birmingham Written by Simon Birmingham about over 5 years ago 551 reads 3 comments

  5. Al Davis Signs Satan As Oakland Raiders' General Manager

    RRRRRRiiinnggggggg, RRRRRRRiiiiinnggggg, RRRRRRiiiNNGGGGG "Hello, Hells Hotline, this is Gladys, how can I direct your call?" "Hello Gladys, it's Al Davis, I need to speak to Lu, it's urgent" "Sure Mr...

    Simon Birmingham Written by Simon Birmingham about over 5 years ago 1,423 reads 3 comments

  6. Five Reasons the Oakland Raiders Will Win the AFC West in 2009

    OK, Ok, settle down, and when you can pick yourself off the floor and stop laughing long enough to read the rest of this, I will back up this preposterous claim with some hard cold facts that ...

    Simon Birmingham Written by Simon Birmingham about over 5 years ago 5,898 reads 44 comments

  7. Oakland Raiders Front-Office Dilemma: Silver and Black Need To Go Brown

    Anyone who has paid even the smallest amount of attention to the Oakland Raiders' front office carousel over the last six years since the departure of the Bruce Allen/Jon Gruden tandem ...

    Simon Birmingham Written by Simon Birmingham about over 5 years ago 5,169 reads 14 comments