My bio according to Regnus (if you don't know what Regnus is, try searching for it on the internet, because I don't have time to explain it to you):
It was a dark, wet morning. The call girl shoddily walked up to the jobless earwig and moaned, "The bloody irritating tool flies south in winter." There was a pause. "When do you plan to invade Mongolia?" asked the earwig. "None of your business." came the reply.
(Yes, I am the earwig, they are the earwig, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob)