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hello mr jefferson hoff i was wondering if you have a pet rock named eduardo who likes riding bikes and skyping his friends. if so please send me a message regarding the subject. i once trained one of my famous vintage vlasic decorated pickles to ride, tame, and train a baboon named charlotte teweleson. now i wanted to inform you about an upcoming event in my life. that day is when i grow up to be a famous macaroni necklace artist/designer and eat cheerios everyday for breakfast, brunch, lunch, linner, dinner, dupper, supper, and supfast. my mothers fathers grandsons nieces doctors dogs niehgbors friends grandmas lizard oncce told me " 6 meals a day keeps the evil mutant newt macaroons away " and then after that we got gummy bears and egged a house with artificial eggs. it was on the hizzy wizzy tizzy drizzy drake yo. NOLAN!!! WHY DID YOU EAT ALL THE QUESADILLAS?!?!?! oh... you heard that? sorry i was talking to my mothers fathers grandsons nieces doctors dogs niehgbors friends grandmas lizard whos name is nolan. well i must say, that hamster looks quite delicious. well have a nice bathroom break sir. farewell until you get back to me sir.