1. NCAA Welcomes All-White College In 2010

    This just in from FOX NEWS in Atlanta: NCAA spokesman Napoleon Dynamite said earlier today and I quote, "There will be an all-white student body university called Caucasian Institute of Higher Learning or C...

    Richard Lane Written by Richard Lane about 3 years ago 3,042 reads 6 comments

  2. Al Davis: Sex, Lies, and Videotape

    This just in from ESPN News: According to an official spokesperson for the NFL, Al Davis, legendary owner of the Oakland Raiders, has decided to sell the team to eccentric billionaire/ international man of mystery/ amateur-sportswriter, Richard Lane...

    Richard Lane Written by Richard Lane about 3 years ago 304 reads 2 comments

  3. Utah Stripped of Sugar Bowl Victory (Satire)

    Breaking news from the BCS: In a statement released this morning by BCS spokesman Paul Carew, the University of Utah will be stripped of its Sugar Bowl win over Alabama. The trophy and the win will therefore be credited to the Crimson Tide...

    Richard Lane Written by Richard Lane about 3 years ago 878 reads 7 comments

  4. Pete Carroll to Coach All Teams in PAC 10

    Breaking news from the PAC 10: University of Southern California coach Pete Carroll has agreed to an unbelievable and unprecedented multi-school contract! According to PAC 10 spokesperson (Ethan ...

    Richard Lane Written by Richard Lane about 3 years ago 318 reads 6 comments

  5. Naked Women and The NFL

    Okay, now that I have your attention let me ask all of you readers a couple of questions. We'll get to the naked women shortly! 1...

    Richard Lane Written by Richard Lane about 3 years ago 4,742 reads 5 comments

  6. BCS: Root, Root, Root for Your...Rival?

    What I am about to say goes against everything that has been instilled in all of us our whole lives as sports fans and as Americans. In the current system of the BCS, it's absolutely imperative to cheer on your most hated rivals (within your conference)..

    Richard Lane Written by Richard Lane about 3 years ago 62 reads 1 comments

  7. The Untouchable...Pac-10?

    If you would have told me last week that the Pac-10 would win the bowl challenge for best winning percentage (in 2008-09 bowl games), I would have laughed in your face. Heck, anyone would have...

    Richard Lane Written by Richard Lane about 3 years ago 276 reads 4 comments

  8. Detroit Lions: The Best of the Worst

    It's official, the Detroit Lions have done it. Their 2008 squad is headed to the Hall of Fame. Unfortunately for their die-hard fans, it is going to be for their lack of skill and will...

    Richard Lane Written by Richard Lane about 3 years ago 125 reads 0 comments

  9. Sooners Will Fell Mighty SEC

    Gators Will Be Sooner-Dead I have been reading and hearing all this drivel about how the Sooners have "no shot" against the Gators in the upcoming BCS National Championship game, about the speed ...

    Richard Lane Written by Richard Lane about 3 years ago 782 reads 55 comments