I've decided I no longer want to pitch in the MLB now that Todd Jones isn't pitching. Now all I want is a stove top pirates hat and a cigarette. If I had that I might be able to be as good of manager as Leyland.

I know in my heart that if Todd Jones can make it in the MLB. There is still hope for a 6'4 lefty from the WSPSL, Wyoming Slow Pitch Softball League. (What else would it be?)

Updated 08 stats

12 Complete Games
ERA of 7.74
6 STRIKE OUTS and 1 walk 6/1 K/Walks AWESOME RATIO!!!
84 Innings Pitched

Plus, if I end up w/ a National League team, they should know, I CAN HANDLE MY WOOD!!!
Batting Average .455
On base % .612
Slugging % .743
HR 7

With these kind of numbers, what team wouldn't want this future star?

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  • Austin Drake posted 3257 days ago

    Austin Drake

    Let me know what you think.

  • Dave Morrison posted 3291 days ago

    Dave Morrison

    Hey BigReg—Dave Mo here, a Bleacher Report Community Coordinator.

    I've been spending time on our humor page and read a couple of your old articles. Really on-point do good work.

    Given that you haven't written in a while, I thought I'd check in and see if you're interested in picking up your coverage again. What do you say?

    If not, it would be great if you could give me some feedback on why you decided to stop writing and what we could have done to better serve you. If you wouldn't mind, please shoot me a line at with any thoughts.

    Thanks so much,

    Dave Mo

  • Daniel Muth posted 3366 days ago

    Daniel Muth

    What no Jonesy retires article? For shame.

  • Austin Drake posted 3372 days ago

    Austin Drake

    sorry can you send me that email again about the Round Table. i seemed to have deleted it. if you forgot the awards are best starter, reliever, power hitter, overall hitter, fielder, rookie, suprise player, minor leaguer.


  • MB MB posted 3394 days ago

    MB MB

    Great call on Kidd. He is so slow now. Check out my new piece on Stuart Scott. You will enjoy.

  • Matthew Irby posted 3394 days ago

    Matthew Irby

    Well let's see. Real hard to compete money wise, since all our money down here now goes to Jerry Jones and his gaudy-monstristy of the new Texas Stadium, BTW I hate the cowboys.

    But we can offer you a nice ranch style house, with tons of land, oil rights, shotguns for the whole family, your own fishing lake (technically its a fishing hole), and all of George Strait's CDs.

    Let the other teams know and we will be waiting for your response.

  • Matthew Irby posted 3395 days ago

    Matthew Irby

    Thanks again for the POTD. Yeah I sent that article to many friends and even got my mother in tears in her office on the first day of school, until later when she read the whole article.

    7.74 ERA, not bad. Play on a team in Highland Village, Dallas County, Texas and we are a good team, just need a pitcher...we can use a 7.74 ERA

  • Brian Hood posted 3400 days ago

    Brian Hood

    appreciate the PoD vote BigReg....the stove top hat is classic

  • Tim Coughlin posted 3408 days ago

    Tim Coughlin

    Ahah my bad. I usually look down to a previous revision to see who the author's name was, but someone else had already edited it. That's who Brendan was. Weird, cuz I knew your name here was Big Reg when I was reading the teaser.