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Scouting Report: Nebraska Cornhuskers Offense

It’s champeen-ship time. I’ll be in Dallas eating $24 nachos and watching Chi-Os cage dance just like the rest of you, but consider this your appetizer...

Written by Barking Carnival about 1 day ago 290 reads 2 comments
Scouting Report: Nebraska Cornhuskers Defense

Defense Judging from the Coaches All-Big 12 team, this is the finest collection of defenders the Big 12 has ever seen...

Written by Barking Carnival about 1 day ago 85 reads 5 comments
Texas Longhorns Hoops Review: UC-Irvine and Western Carolina

I watched most of the Western Carolina game the other night and it reminded me of how hard guys play when they are trying to prove themselves. Everybody was playing so fast that they never seemed to get into any kind of rhythm...

Written by Barking Carnival about 11 days ago 34 reads 0 comments
Tre Newton To Start For Texas Longhorns @ Texas A&M Aggies

Mack Brown just finished his press conference. In Week 11 of the Texas RB carousel, the lucky pony also happens to be thier best RB. They got this one right...

Written by Barking Carnival about 11 days ago 497 reads 0 comments
Texas Longhorn Hoops Preview vs. Iowa Hawkeyes

We’ll be playing Big 10 lesser-light Iowa tonight at 9:00 central in a game that should be a cakewalk, therefore I’m not going to preview it on a micro-level...

Written by Barking Carnival about 11 days ago 77 reads 0 comments
Hoops Review: UC-Irvine Anteaters at Texas Longhorns

When it comes to the game against the Anteaters, I wouldn’t get too carried away with the lopsided win. First, I’m not sure Irvine has a kid on the squad that can dunk. Seriously...

Written by Barking Carnival about 16 days ago 48 reads 0 comments
College Football Scouting: Kansas Jayhawks @ Texas Longhorns

Before I get into the matchups on the field, here’s an exchange from Kansas head coach Mark Mangino’s press conference on whether he has had any discussions with KU AD Lew Perkins ...

Written by Barking Carnival about 16 days ago 282 reads 0 comments
Texas-Baylor: Longhorns Destroy Bears

If Fox Sports was writing this post-mortem, it would be a series of sentence fragments interspersed with random Fox graphics having only a tangential connection to the action at hand...

Written by Barking Carnival about 16 days ago 84 reads 0 comments
Want to Stop the Texas Longhorn Hoops Juggernaut? Zone 'Em.

Or so says Seth Davis , esteemed CBS Basketball Analyst and helpless apologist for Duke Basketball. Not so fast, Dukie. If it were that simple, Michigan State would struggle to score 50 and Tom Izzo’s head would explode...

Written by Barking Carnival about 22 days ago 152 reads 0 comments
Texas Longhorns Running Back Cody Johnson is DOOMED!

So, we see that Cody has now been named as the FOURTH “starting” RB for the Longhorns for the tenth game of the season...

Written by Barking Carnival about 22 days ago 645 reads 3 comments
Preview: Central Florida Golden Knights at Texas Longhorns

I’ve watched UCF twice this year, so I may know more about this team than any human being on this planet. Offense Weird group...

Written by Barking Carnival about 28 days ago 138 reads 0 comments
Texas A&M Aggies-Texas Tech Red Raiders Game Review

Hope glistened in the eyes of Aggie fans after a 52-30 dismantling of the heavily favored Red Raiders. The worst thing that could have happened for Tech coming into this game was a 62-14 Aggie loss to K-State...

Written by Barking Carnival about about 1 month ago 125 reads 0 comments
Texas Longhorns-Oklahoma St. Cowboys Preview

Click here for the adjusted stats matchup preview . As always, all stats referenced below will be adjusted stats . This week’s game is certainly predicted to be a tighter affair than last week’s game in Columbia...

Written by Barking Carnival about about 1 month ago 188 reads 0 comments
Texas Longhorns Beat Oklahoma Sooners: A Post-Mortem

Beating OU is sweet nectar. Longhorns who don’t view Sooner as our natural enemy are as strange to me as the concept of no-fault auto insurance...

Written by Barking Carnival about about 1 month ago 349 reads 1 comments
Postgame Thoughts: Texas Longhorns vs. Oklahoma Sooners

If you had told me before the game that we would force five turnovers, I would have thought we would have won by 21. Instead we won by three. Guh. The first half of this game felt like 2005 all over again...

Written by Barking Carnival about about 1 month ago 302 reads 2 comments
Game Review: Colorado Buffaloes @ Texas Longhorns

Down 14-10 in the third quarter with the offense working actively to throw the game, Marquise Goodwin blocks a punt for a TD, Earl Thomas pulls out a 92-yard interception return TD (a 10 or 14 point swing), and Jordan Shipley brings back a 74-yard punt...

Written by Barking Carnival about about 1 month ago 80 reads 0 comments
Darrell Royal: The Red River Rivalry's Transcendent Figure

This weekend means so much to so many people on both sides that sometimes you can lose track of the history of just how the Texas-OU game became such a vital part of College Football...

Written by Barking Carnival about about 1 month ago 289 reads 2 comments
Texas Longhorns Football: A Look at the Offense

The Texas Longhorns' offense is good, but hasn’t reached it’s potential yet. It is getting better every week, but it still has some bumps in the road. If you’d like to see what a bump-free offense looks like, watch a Kansas game...

Written by Barking Carnival about about 1 month ago 600 reads 3 comments
The Best College Football Viewing Guide (10/3 Edition)

As disappointed as we all are that Texas doesn’t have a directional school from a dubious conference to pummel this weekend, you don’t have to fall prey to the Bye Week Blues...

Written by Barking Carnival about 2 months ago 198 reads 1 comments
Game Review: Texas Tech Red Raiders at Houston Cougars

The first thing my dad taught me about winning was not beating yourself. Well, that was actually the second thing. In team roping, the first thing is about learning how not to get yourself killed...

Written by Barking Carnival about 2 months ago 365 reads 0 comments
Grading The Texas Longhorn Defense: UTEP Miners Edition

Wasn’t that fun to watch? By far the most dominant defensive performance of the Mack Brown era, and one in which you would have to be a miserable human to find anything to criticize. Total domination from start to finish...

Written by Barking Carnival about 2 months ago 497 reads 1 comments
Post Game Review: UTEP Miners @ Texas Longhorns

That felt good. Our first complete game in all phases and it’s not the score that convinces me of that fact. Compared to last year’s team, we’re faster, quicker, have an identity on defense, and game changers on special teams...

Written by Barking Carnival about 2 months ago 177 reads 0 comments
Texas Tech Red Raiders at Texas Longhorns Post-Game Review

I’d be remiss if I didn’t open my post-mortem with a line from dedfischer’sThe Tortilla Retort that was as strong as his team’s effort: Taylor Potts showed up to win ...

Written by Barking Carnival about 2 months ago 133 reads 0 comments
414–340: A Statistical Look At the Texas Longhorns' Football Team

If total yards from scrimmage determined wins and losses, Tech would have won soundly on Saturday. The Red Raiders outgained Texas 414 to 340. This early in the season, it’s difficult to tell what those numbers mean...

Written by Barking Carnival about 2 months ago 611 reads 3 comments
Game Recap: Texas Longhorns Defense vs. Texas Tech Offense

Last night, I was able to re-watch the tape for the battle of Texas, between the Red Raiders and the Longhorns. Now, I have a better understanding of the defense's performance last night. Overall, the defense played well...

Written by Barking Carnival about 2 months ago 51 reads 0 comments

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Barking Carnival Article Archive

Scouting Report: Nebraska Cornhuskers Offense

Scouting Report: Nebraska Cornhuskers Defense

Texas Longhorns Hoops Review: UC-Irvine and Western Carolina

Tre Newton To Start For Texas Longhorns @ Texas A&M Aggies

Texas Longhorn Hoops Preview vs. Iowa Hawkeyes

Hoops Review: UC-Irvine Anteaters at Texas Longhorns

College Football Scouting: Kansas Jayhawks @ Texas Longhorns

Texas-Baylor: Longhorns Destroy Bears

Want to Stop the Texas Longhorn Hoops Juggernaut? Zone 'Em.

Texas Longhorns Running Back Cody Johnson is DOOMED!

Preview: Central Florida Golden Knights at Texas Longhorns

Texas A&M Aggies-Texas Tech Red Raiders Game Review

Texas Longhorns-Oklahoma St. Cowboys Preview

Texas Longhorns Beat Oklahoma Sooners: A Post-Mortem

Postgame Thoughts: Texas Longhorns vs. Oklahoma Sooners

Game Review: Colorado Buffaloes @ Texas Longhorns

Darrell Royal: The Red River Rivalry's Transcendent Figure

Texas Longhorns Football: A Look at the Offense

The Best College Football Viewing Guide (10/3 Edition)

Game Review: Texas Tech Red Raiders at Houston Cougars

Grading The Texas Longhorn Defense: UTEP Miners Edition

Post Game Review: UTEP Miners @ Texas Longhorns

Texas Tech Red Raiders at Texas Longhorns Post-Game Review

414–340: A Statistical Look At the Texas Longhorns' Football Team

Game Recap: Texas Longhorns Defense vs. Texas Tech Offense

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