Jake Rake

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A resident of Brooklyn, NY, Jake Rake is a graduate of the University of Maryland. His interests include baseball, rock 'n roll, and not feeling feelings. Jake is a contributor to The Onion, Mental Floss, Gelf, SNY's The Nooner and The Business Corporation, posts daily on JakeRake.com and hangs out like crazy.


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  • cvutnoes bieluhmz posted 2486 days ago

    cvutnoes bieluhmz

    Cheer my buddy. We sell Levitra online. Visit us at

  • Jesus Melendez posted 2953 days ago

    Jesus Melendez

    Your last two "articles" are exactly why I left Bleacher Report...completely laughable.


  • American Soldier posted 2967 days ago

    American  Soldier

    Sorry about slaming your Pete Rose article, but it was about the weakest argument made against a man who would have been in the HOF 17 years ago...had he not done himself in.

    Respectfully, your ignorance in this department doesn't speak well for UMass, either.

  • Bleacher Report posted 2979 days ago

    Bleacher  Report

    your pete rose article is absolutely ridiculous, how can you seriously publish that and make an argument that he doesn't have HOF numbers?

    At least respond to comments if you make an outlandish, laughable argument

  • Casey McLain posted 3005 days ago

    Casey  McLain

    I assure you this is the first link that I've posted on someone else's bulletin board... just wanted to let you know you're not the only ichiro-basher around, and I live in Seattle.


  • Richard Marsh posted 3006 days ago

    Richard Marsh

    I thought I'd get my 2 cents in. Your comments will be appreciated. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/226165-omar-minaya-chance-for-redemption

  • Griffin Cooper posted 3047 days ago

    Griffin Cooper

    Hey Jake,

    I wrote a piece in May highlighting the position players that I thought should make the all star team. I started a 2-part follow up piece today focusing on starting pitchers. I started with AL. If you get the chance, I'd appreciate it if you took a look at it. Thanks



  • Jonathan Slotter posted 3048 days ago

    Jonathan Slotter

    Rays, Rocks preview


  • JW Nix posted 3075 days ago

    JW Nix

    check this out

    I think you may like it


  • Bleacher Report posted 3175 days ago

    Bleacher Report

    Please read my article about A-Rod's perfect brand new name.

    I'd appreciate it if you'd leave a comment.