I am 38 going on 25. I have never been married and I do not have kids.
However, I do not live at home with the folks.
I am able to cope with the real world, but most especially during college football season.
I play guitar, and I don't watch the idiot box (except on UGA, SEC, and USMNT game days).
I like it when my "significant other" pokes the tip of her cold wet nose into my eyeball.
It reminds of home on the kennel.
I am quite opulently loquacious often resulting in a superfluous profundity of copious polysyllabic communicative agents.
I guess that I just like to talk.
This is my cut an paste from my any random internet dating site.