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Joined 11 months ago

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Michael's Bio

I am an amateur comedian and full-time baller who has often been accused of being a frontrunner due to my love of the New York Yankees, the New England Patriots, and the San Antonio Spurs. I've been writing and following sports for the majority of my life.

Michael's Recent Articles

A 2008 Patriots Retrospective in the Hour Before Kickoff

Published 10 months ago
103 reads 1 comments

I Run In The Front: My Life on the Bandwagon

Published 10 months ago
61 reads 1 comments

We Can Work It Out: My Lunch Meeting with the Dallas Cowboys

Published 11 months ago
325 reads 9 comments

NFL Week 14: The Facebook Mini Feed Version

Published 11 months ago
6,754 reads 20 comments

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Michael Writes About

Football (4),
Humor (4),
NFL (4),
Satire (3),
Austin (2),
Matt Ryan (1),
Boston (1),
Tim Duncan (1)

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The Short List What Michael thinks about sport's most pressing questions

Favorite Athletes

Tom Brady, Tim Duncan, Alex Rodriguez,
Favorite Sports Teams

New York Yankees, New England Patriots, San Antonio Spurs
Favorite Coaches

Bill Belichick, Joe Torre, Gregg Popovich, Jerry Sloan, Joe Girardi, Jack Del Rio (just because his name sounds like a cocktail. I'll have a Jack Del Rio on the rocks, please)
All Time Sports Moment

Games Four and Five of the 2001 World Series
Most Memorable Game Attended

Roger Clemens' 300th Win and 4,000th K, Manhattan over Iona to win the MAAC Regular Season Title in 2006
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Joe DiMaggio's 56 Game Hitting Streak
Ruth or Mays?

Ruth
Unitas or Montana?

Unitas
Jordan or Russell?

Jordan (no offense to Bill)
Federer or Sampras?

Sampras
Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

Big East (East Coast Bias!)

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by Travis
10 months ago

How can you tell Michael J. needs to step his game up? When Travis Miller, who isn't even funny, is ranked higher in the humor rankings.

There's something wrong with the world.
by Dan
10 months ago

With one final weekend of football, there are so many teams that have the potential to make the NFL Playoffs. I decided to think of the top ten possible matchups that fans would enjoy most for this years Super Bowl. If you have time, I would love to know what you think about it! Thanks!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/96954-super-bowl-xliii-ten-possible-matchups-that-nfl-fans-would-love-to-see

Dan
by Travis
10 months ago

Hey check out my new article. I wrote a humor piece. I used things that happened in the NFL this week and turned it into a Facebook Mini Feed Version:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/12345-travis-miller-is-hanging-onto-michael-j's-coattails-for-dear-life
by Glenn
10 months ago

I hope you have time to check the second article in the series.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/94585-upon-further-review-the-patriots-first-annual-alumni-game-recap
by Travis
10 months ago

I was on the Big Red Machine.
by Ross
10 months ago

I just wrote about the top 10 NFL rookies. Check out where Matt Ryan landed:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/93295-top-ten-nfl-rookies-of-2008-take-two/show_full
by Dan
10 months ago

Michael,

Instead of studying for finals, I thought it would be fun to determine the NFL playoffs from a different perspective. If you have time, check it out and let me know what you think!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/93216-nfl-playoffs-what-if-seedings-were-similar-to-studying-for-finals-in-school

Dan
by Dan
11 months ago

Michael,

I decided to have a little fun this time around. What professional athletes have a celebrity look-alike? Check it out and let me know what you think!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/91928-profesional-athletes-and-their-look-alikes

Dan
by Bryn
11 months ago

Dude you're doing amazing for a beginning writer.
by Travis
11 months ago

Get the hell off Bleacher Report. 6,300 reads on your third article? I don't wanna know what kind of nasty stuff you did to make that happen.
by Luke
11 months ago

That Facebook thing was so funny
by Ryan
11 months ago

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/extramustard/12/10/highlights-of-the-year/index.html

You made SI.com's Hot Clicks. Congrats!
by Travis
11 months ago

Damn son, you're in high demand!

You better keep up the mini feeds and beat them to death each week until nobody laughs anymore...before someone steals your idea and puts out a C-list version!
by Dan
11 months ago

Michael,

As promised, here is part two of my Least Valuable Player Awards for the defense. I hope you enjoy and let me know what you think!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/90782-2008-nfl-lvp-least-valuable-player-awards-part-two-the-defense

Dan
by Michael
11 months ago

T, keep this in mind. I didn't do this to you. You did this to you. Thanks for the two pick to clicks.

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A 2008 Patriots Retrospective in the Hour Before Kickoff

I Run In The Front: My Life on the Bandwagon

We Can Work It Out: My Lunch Meeting with the Dallas Cowboys

NFL Week 14: The Facebook Mini Feed Version

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