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Coltus Interruptus: Texas Loses More Than Game vs. Alabama
We didn’t get to finish. Losing Colt right off the bat, with paydirt in view, was hard to stomach. I felt/feel robbed or cheated; not by Alabama or the refs, but by fate...
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Oklahoma Swooners: First Sam Bradford, Now Blake Griffin Goes Down with Injury
In a week where the Sam Bradford surgery and entry into the NFL draft was the lead story coming out of Norman, another recent grad is making headlines with a knee injury...
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Tennessee Titans Lead League in Quit (Satire)
After a historic 59-0 loss to the Patriots filled with dropped balls, missed tackles, turnovers, and penalties, Jeff Fisher had this to say about his team, “Sure, I mean, it looks bad out there, but believe me, it could be worse...
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Texas vs. Oklahoma: who wins and why verdict is in! Texas, close.
While some of the luster has come off the game as injuries and losses have piled up, this is still a bloodlust feud that defines this season and future seasons through recruiting and reputation...
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Texas Tech QB a Game Time Decision: Foreign Exchange Student or Monkey?
The mad professor at Texas Tech is at it again. Heading into their road contest with the Nebraska Cornhuskers, Coach Leach is contemplating yet another move at quarterback...
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Michael Crabtree Refuses Texas Lottery Winnings, Says NY Lotto Winner Got More
In a move echoing his football decision, Michael Crabtree has refused his jackpot win of $16 million from his home state lottery on the grounds that the New York Lottery winner was paid $18 million...
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2009 Fantasy Football Can't Miss Predictions
With almost half the teams trading coaches, an up-and-down draft and some marquee trades, this year should be as crazy as ever...
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Fantasy Football Is Adult Christmas and the Draft Is Like New Year's Eve
The new fantasy football magazines have been hitting the stores. And I have to fight the urge to start jumping up and down like Steve Martin in the Jerk, “The new phone books ...
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Bully Policeman Powell Resigns under Scrutiny from Moats Family
What do you do when you are caught in a thirteen-minute video exercising thug-like behavior to a family in distress? You do want bullies always do when they get confronted: quit...
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Boras to Press: Alex Rodriguez's Steroid Use PR Stunt To Make Him Appear Human
With Sports Illustrated breaking the story today on Alex Rodriguez’s steroid use during the 2003 season, while he was with the Rangers, super agent Scott Boras attempted to get ahead of ...
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Olympian Michael Phelps Loses Sponsor Kellogg's, Gains Rollie's Smoke Shop
Thursday was a rough day for the eight-time gold medal-winning Olympian Michael Phelps, who was suspended from competition for three months and lost Kellogg's as a sponsor. By Friday, however, news from the Phelps camp was picking up...
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Steelers So Strong Cardinals Cancel Super Bowl
After listening to the national pundits proclaim the Steelers the inevitable champions and seeing the Las Vegas line continue to climb, the Arizona Cardinals have decided to forego playing in the Super Bowl...
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Florida Offensive Player Injures Self on Coin Toss in BCS Championship Game
In what could only be described as a prophetic moment for a game that would see three offensive starters go down, Florida wide receiver and team co-captain Purvis Hardnail pulled a ...
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Bedazzled: Longhorns Hoist Third Grader's Handmade Trophy with Fiesta Bowl Win
In the season that saw Texas knock off arch-rival, No. 1 Oklahoma, ranked Missouri, Oklahoma State and now Ohio State, the highlight of the 12 win season was having the chance to hoist the handmade Fiesta Bowl trophy...
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Rooting For Anarchy (and The Longhorns) at The Fiesta Bowl
With USC's convincing win over Penn State and Utah's demolition of SEC darling Alabama, we are on the precipice of a perfect storm that could hasten the end of the BS with the BCS...
