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Minneosta Vikings Won't Need Brett Favre To Break Packers' Hearts
The Monday night game between the Minnesota Vikings and Green Bay Packers has an abundance of storylines that ESPN has hammered into America's collective consciousness for the past months...
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Minnesota's Miracle at the Metrodome Can't Mask Vikings' Flaws
Brett Favre, you magnificent graybeard, you've done it again. You completed barely 50 percent of your passes. You threw ducks that should've been intercepted; you threw an interception...
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Early Problems For Undefeated Vikings
My business cards read "experienced longshoreman, crusader against sushi, acquitted tax cheat, and avid NFL watcher." I'm not that savvy when it comes to business, clearly...
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How Quickly We Forget
Ho-hum. Ho-hum, 180 yards. Three touchdowns, ho-hum. Let's talk about Brett Favre! Splendid! What did you think of that throw, Mr...
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Vikings' Post-Preseason Preseason Outlook
Faver Fvare Varfe Ferva Refav Fevar Vfare Fvear Rafev Vfrae Farev. Favre. Alright, got that out of the way. Let's talk Vikings football. This team should break a-whole lot of hearts this season...
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Meaningless Thoughts About a Meaningless Game
During the 2005 preseason, the Minnesota Vikings were a popular choice to represent the NFC in the Super Bowl...
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Storylines In Vikings Training Camp
Harvin signed, kind-of Rookie WR Percy Harvin has signed a five-year contract worth up to $14.5 million and $8.5 million guaranteed. The contract is currently in the process of being approved by the NFL due to some language problems in the contract...
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About This Whole Brett Favre Thing...
Alright, who is to blame? Isn't that always the question? Who do we blame. There is the narcissist from Mississippi. There is the lazy media. And then there is us. What a twist, right? It got all Twilight Zone up in here...
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20 Questions I'll Never Get to Ask Minnesota Vikings' DT Pat Williams
Pat Williams' listed weight is 317 pounds and proof that you can't believe everything you read. Williams is a defensive tackle for the Minnesota Vikings...
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No Special Changes for the Minnesota Vikings
There are no surprises with the Minnesota Vikings. No disguises, no illusions. Well, outside of that whole Love Boat thing. That was surprising. The Vikings are the cliched smash-mouth team...
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The NFC North: Who Knows?
Some television prognosticator will pick the Detroit Lions to win the NFC North this year. The pick will be fueled by amphetamines, brain damage, love, or some other reason not based on reason and facts...
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Minnesota Vikings: Fatally Flawed
The Minnesota Vikings are a team any football coach would love. Be it Parcells, Lombardi, Pop Warner, or the Rock's character from the poignant tale Gridiron Gang, there has never been a coach that wouldn't love these Minnesota Vikings...
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Be a Friend to Roger Goodell
Roger Goodell is not one of us, make no mistake. The 30 tons of makeup applied to him hourly can’t hide his true figure: a sub-human voodoo chieftain with 15 eyes and 300 teeth, ...
