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There are crazy rumors flying around this new-fangled "internet" that some amazingly handsome young man is doing the impossible, slaying the constrictive forces of society, and writing some half-decent articles on Bleacher Report.
Wonder where you can find this visionary?
Check out http://bleacherreport.com/users/723513-caleb-abner or my twitter feed.
Please remember that he is very handsome and should be treated with the amount of respect one deserves for being handsome.

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  • Cody Cropper posted 475 days ago

    Cody Cropper

    Hey Caleb, just a friendly fuck you.

  • P-Nutt Crabzy posted 603 days ago

    P-Nutt Crabzy

    HI KALUB I AGREE WITH JACK MEHOFF I THINK YOU ARE A MEAN MEAN MAN AND YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE AMERICAN FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRST YOU SAY THAT THE BUCS SHOULD TRADE UP WITH THE EAGLES TO DRAFT DESMOND TRUFANT?!?!?! WHAT IN THE HELL BOY?! WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT???? TRUFANT WILL STILL BE THERE AT #13 UNLESS THE PHINS TAKE HIM! MOST LIKELY THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO TRADE DOWN (NOT UP) IN ROUND ONE TO GET HIM! WHAT. THE. HECK. MAN YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN DO YA?! THEN YOU TALK ABOUT HOW JOSH FREEMAN SHOULD BE MOVED TO H-BACK AND THE BUCS SHOULD TRY TO GET CHRIS SIMMS TO COME OUT OF RETIREMENT TO PLAY QB???? WTF!!!!!! FIRST OFF FREEMAN CAN'T PLAY H-BACK AND SECOND OFF CHRIS SIMMS????? WHAT IN THE HELL?! I'D RATHER SEE A PARAPLEGIC TRY TO PLAY QB THAN THAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!! YOU MUST BE OFF YUR MEDS OR SOMETHING BRO! BLEACHER REPORT NEEDS A NEW BUCCANEERS WRITER BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE ONE A DEM FEMALE LESBIANS OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES!!!!!!!!!! TRADE UP FOR TRUFANT?????? FREEMAN H-BACK?????? CHRIS SIMMS QB????? WHAT IN THE HELL BOY?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!! DAM YOU CRAZY

  • Steve Scoot posted 607 days ago

    Steve Scoot

    Caleb,

    Stop writing about the Buc's you are obviously not a true fan. I would say more like a Patriots fan that has no way of being a featured writer under the Patriots Bleacher Report, so you choose a smaller market team. Jack Mehoff is 100% correct I can't even read your post anymore it's just a retread of someones article. Quit while you are ahead.

    Steve

  • Jack Mehoff posted 620 days ago

    Jack Mehoff

    Hey Caleb in your "About" you reference yourself as an "amazingly handsome young man," but I am having trouble with this statement because in your picture you look like a teenager with the downs or maybe an adult lesbian. If there is anything that you can do to help me with this please do so. Also what are your credentials in order for you to contribute to the Buccaneers Bleacher Report? I have read all of your articles and they are all based on info that I have seen on various sites way before you even write the article. These sites you may or may not have heard of espn.com, nfl.com, walterfootball.com, and the big one of profootballfocus.com. These guys are paid big money to watch every football play of every season. You should check them out before writing another one of your garbage articles.

    Your Welcome,

    Jack Mehoff

  • Smith BUCS posted 657 days ago

    Smith BUCS

    Hey Caleb, do you think if the bucs draft Jon Banks in 1st round that Matt Elam would still be on the board on day 2?

  • Michael Black posted 661 days ago

    Michael Black

    Hi Caleb, Ahmad Black can play First Team Free Safety For The Bucs & If Rhonde leave you will see. He been play Safety as a Kid & Now as a Adult. Just give him a chance before want to get somone else a chance. If Coach Schiano give him the Rein, you will see for yourself. (3)time SEC & (2) Time All-America In The Tough's Conference in College Football.

  • Chinwe Orie posted 712 days ago

    Chinwe Orie

    Probably. When I mean rebuilding, I mean with new coach Greg Schiano. After the 4-12 season last year.

  • Chinwe Orie posted 713 days ago

    Chinwe Orie

    Nice rebuilding year for the Buccaneers, wouldn't you say?

  • Chinwe Orie posted 716 days ago

    Chinwe Orie

    Um, the Patriots, Texans, and Broncos are way more exciting.

  • Chinwe Orie posted 726 days ago

    Chinwe Orie

    Thanks for posting on my bulletin board. Will you be watching Saints-Falcons on Thursday? Huge matchup. I think the Bucs are rooting for the Falcons. How do you think the Bucs will fare against the Broncos?

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