1. Roger Clemens Indictment: Clemens Case Drips In Strangeness

    Now on the docket - Roger the Rocket. Except the grand jury felt he should instead be wearing Roger Staubach's nickname. The indictment cites 15 instances of Clemens obstructing Congress...

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  2. Cubs Don't Retire Sosa's Jersey, Sammy's All Corked Up About It

    Sammy Sosa tell's Chicago Magazine he's miffed the Chicago Cubs didn't retire his Jersey # 21. He says they "don't appreciate him." Sosa goes on to say "the number should be untouchable because of the things that I did for that organization...

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  3. Obama, Yogi, and the Magnet: The Strange Story of a Presidential Present

    From the time he started playing baseball, Yogi Berra has met every sitting president. It was an honor, it was a goal; each occasion brought joy to Yogi. But even though Yogi met Michelle Obama at last year's World Series, he has not met President Obama..

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  4. Forget The Giant PIRANHA, Watch Out For Flying CARP

    Holy Carp! They're Leaping Yeah, there's a movie coming out with big, scary, giant Piranha and ooooh, we're going to be all scared, depending on how convincing the build-up music happens to be, to go in the water or even on our boats...

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  5. Coach Kennedy Settles Defamation Lawsuit; Avoids Embarrassing Testimony

    Mississippi basketball coach Andy Kennedy settles his defamation suit against Cincinnati cab driver Mohamed Jittou. Coach Kennedy wanted an apology and got his apology...

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  6. Yogi Berra vs. Casey Stengel Quote War

    Yogi vs Casey Quote War: Top That This week we’re making the quote face-off battle between two of the funniest baseball managers of all time – Yogi Berra and Casey Stengel...

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  7. Friday the 13th in Sports

    FRIDAY THE 13TH IN SPORTS Pararkevidekatriaphobia. Okay, folks, the longest word in Silliman on Sports history...

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  8. Rick Pitino, Syhper Movie Casting

    Karen Sypher was found guilty of extorting Louisville basketball coach Rick Patino. Whew, so now the trial is over, the movie can begin...

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  9. Things Learned From Agassi's Biography

    Excerpts from Andre Agassi’s new book have opened our eyes to a few things: He hated tennis. He made a lot of money from it. He was very good at it. He sacrificed his body for it...

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  10. Sports Tips From Sarah Palin (Satire)

    Sarah Palin is in town promoting her new book “Going Rogue , ” so we thought it might be a good time to get a few sports tips and ideas from the sporty ex-vice presidential candidate...

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  11. Dutch Teen Wanting to Start World Cruise

    Laura Dekker wants to sail around the world… by herself, on her 26’ boat, Guppy. Laura is 14 and, until now, a Dutch court prevented her from launching...

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  12. If Chuck Norris Were to Buy the Texas Rangers

    Here’s the main reason Chuck Norris might purchase the baseball Texas Rangers—to battle Nolan Ryan...

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  13. Nicknames Abound in WPBA

    “We’re heading out to see the Striking Viking, the Texas Tornado, and the Black Widow,” I tell the Dear Wife...

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  14. Take the 'X' Out of Sports

    There’s "X" games. There was an XFL. I’ve been bombarded by ads for "EXtreme Boxing" with Tonya Harding, boosted as the "infamous Tonya Harding," with her stable of EXTREME boxers...

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  15. Saban's Pimp and Ho Presser a Hoot

    “Yes, we will raise more money for the Dixieland Preservation Society than any other year in their history,” Nick Saban says, after being named this year’s Grand Master in Mobile’s Pimps and Hoes Ball...

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  16. Weirdest And Wackiest Baseball Songs

    Denny McLain: Live in Las Vegas That’s an album, no lie, you want to be sure to rush out and not buy...

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  17. The Trial of Mike "Blackbeard" Leach

    The Trial Of Mike "Blackbeard" Leach The wrongful dismissal trial of Coach Mike Leach vs. Texas Tech has been going on behind closed doors but, if you’re like us, you can’t wait for the jury to be involved...

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  18. Midget Wrestlers: Big Time Fun In Small Packages

    Midget Wrestling Big Time What’s more fun than seeing flying chairs and wrestlers… er, excuse me, “rasslers” flying through the air? Airborne midget wrestlers, that’s what...

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  19. Redneck Games: More Fun Than Indoor Plumbing

    Former neighbor Lyle Kammerlocker recently returned from the Summer Redneck Games in Georgia and said he competed well in Redneck Horseshoes. All those hours of slinging toilet seats over the tree stump in the backyard finally paid off...

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  20. Dan Gilbert's Calls To LeBron James' Machine

    Dan Gilbert, owner of the Cleveland Cavaliers, posted a scathing letter upon LeBron James' departure to Miami. The letter had a jilted-lover vibe and when you dig through it, you find it full of sneaky gags and subtle digs...

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  21. Marathon Golfer Berger Flips 34 Rounds In One Day

    What did Indiana golfer Ben Berger call tennis pros John Isner and Nicolas Mahut after they completed their record setting 11 hour and 5 minute match? Pikers! Slackers! Wusses! I’m kidding...

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  22. My World Cup Soccer Song: If I Had a Vuvu

    IF I HAD A VUVU World Cup fever; lots of sister-kissing ties; constant buzzing sounds; considering lobotomy...

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