1. Mets Mixed Up in Madoff Mess: What's In a Name

    Bernie Madoff came to town Made off with our money Stuck our money in his hat And called it… pasta, some kind of pasta That’s what these guys do...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 442 reads 5 comments

  2. Miami Football: If Shalala Listens To Trump, Hires Leach, How Will She Fire Him?

    What's a lady to do? And by lady, I mean University of Miami President, Donna Shalala. She's trying to find a new football coach and the guy famous for firing celebrities tells her to hire his friend, Mike Leach...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 1,280 reads 5 comments

  3. Qatar To Host World Cup 2022: Are You Kidding Me?

    Qatar was awarded the 2022 World Cup. Are you kidding me? Qatar, which has sent—let me see—how many teams to the World Cup? How about... zero...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 2,429 reads 33 comments

  4. Cam Out of Jam? Implications about and Reflections on Everyone's Favorite Newton

    No slammer for the Cammer. No slammer for the Cammer Cause when Daddy asked for cash But when Pop's request was dashed He dashed...on over to the Tigers With his not-yet-pro in tow Sooooo...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 399 reads 10 comments

  5. LeBron James T-Shirts You Won't See at the Cleveland Cavaliers-Miami Heat Game

    LeBron James and the Miami Heat roll into Cleveland Thursday, Dec. 2nd and the Cavs fans are being asked to keep it classy. In other words, leave your weapons home and don't wear any anti-LeBron T-shirts...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 506 reads 25 comments

  6. Obama's Busted Lip: Beneficial Or Harmful To His Hoops Cred?

    President Obama was injured November 26th while playing basketball. Ray Deceraga, director of programs for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, and his errant elbow were the culprits...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 1,365 reads 3 comments

  7. Blake Griffin's Top 10 Dunks: What It Means for World Peace

    SportsCenter thought enough of Blake Griffin 's Godzilla dunks to run a medley of his top 10 dunks. Guess what—the season is only 25 percent complete...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 2,102 reads 3 comments

  8. Phil Jackson Jedi Mind Tricks Pat Riley and the Miami Heat

    Phil Jackson suggests, perhaps, Miami Heat coach Erik Spoelstra's days may be numbered. Jackson said so November 23rd on the "Waddle and Silvy" ESPN 1000 radio show in Chicago...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 1,593 reads 13 comments

  9. Vince Young: 50 Ways To Quit the Tennessee Titans

    "The problem is all inside your head," Jeff once said to me. The answer is easy if you take it logically. And he said he'd help in my struggle to be free. There must be 50 ways to quit the Titans...

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  10. If OU-OSU Bedlam Results In Big 12 South Three-Way Tie, Will Banners Fly?

    Will banners fly? If Oklahoma can beat Oklahoma State at Stillwater this Saturday the possibility exists for a three-way tie in the Big 12 South between Oklahoma, Oklahoma State and Texas A&M...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 1,424 reads 1 comments

  11. Iron Mike Says Eat Your M-Fing Veggies!

    "Welcome to 'Iron Mike's'. We got veggie soup, brussel sprouts, gluten-and-dairy free cheese cake. Don't ask for no Tyson's chicken." OK, all right, thanks Mike. I'll sit down and eat...

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  12. The Battle of the Cam Newton Songs

    I'm calling it right now. Here it is: Cam Newton is the most spectacular one-and-done, polarizing football phenom to ever burst on the college scene...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 2,029 reads 4 comments

  13. Star Rugby Player Monaghan Quits Team After Sex With Dog

    Star Australian rugby player Joel Monaghan quit the Canberra Raiders when Internet photographs surfaced of him performing a sex act with a dog...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 10,109 reads 2 comments

  14. Obama's Expensive India Trip? Bush 2006 Trip To Pakistan Mixed in Cricket

    While we're shouting and getting all hot-and-bothered don't forget Bush's Pakistan trip of 2006. Yes, Obama's job hunting and diplomatic trip to India is expensive. Yes, lots of people are in the entourage...

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  15. Remembering Wade Phillips: Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered (Satire)

    Wade Phillips has been fired, but how will he be remembered? As a defensive genius? Years ago, yes. But maybe not now after dealing with the porosity of the Blue Crew. As a good guy who worried about his players? Perhaps...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 356 reads 1 comments

  16. Mt. Everest Climbers Get 3G Network; Too Late For Wedding Couple

    If you plan to climb Mt. Everest, you can now bring your Blackberry along. Can't believe your frozen ears or goggled eyes? Well, believe it! You can bring your IPhone, your Droid, your Palm, whatever...

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  17. Silliman's Sports Movie DVD Review: The Blind Side

    With intentions to review several sports DVDs for Bleacher Report, this is my first. Yes, the DVD's been out a while. Yes, my review was based on my theater visit, but if you happen to be one the dozen people who haven't seen it, you might benefit...

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  18. Dick Trickle Is 69 Today. Hurry Up Get Him On The Senior NASCAR Tour

    Dick Trickle is 69 today, October 27. Congratulate the race car driver with most wins of all time. Send your cards, your well wishes...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 2,949 reads 1 comments

  19. John Daly's Sober, Slimmer and Still Rockin', But Where's Hooters

    There's a new John Daly out there. He's almost 100 pounds lighter and no longer a lousy drunk, yet he's playing lousy golf. "I played better when I was drunk," says Daly, in an interview with Ron Green, Jr...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 2,338 reads 6 comments

  20. Silliman's Sports-Themed Halloween Costume Picks: Aliosa Tops List

    Thinking about going sporty to a Halloween party or trick-or-treating this year? And you've come to Silliman for advice...again? Thanks. Glad to help. First off, forget the golf-ball-in-ear, broken-teeth, Tiger Woods costume...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 1,517 reads 0 comments

  21. Maria Sharapova Off the Market, but What about James Bond?

    Maria Sharapova is engaged to Sasha Vujacic. Sasha Vujacic is a guard for the Los Angeles Lakers. Nice looking guy. Has a few championship rings. Rarely plays. But, we should not feel sorry for Sasha...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 390 reads 2 comments

  22. Silliman Says To Sacramento and Memphis: Switch Team Names

    Sacramento Grizzlies. Memphis Kings. There, I said it. Best idea I've had in a week. Sacramento and Memphis just trade team names. Bears belong in California. In fact, California loves bears and protects bears...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 609 reads 3 comments

  23. If Oklahoma and Oregon Meet at Glendale, Will Sooners Shut Up About 2006?

    Potential National Championship tantalizing match-up: OU Sooners vs Oregon Ducks Horsies vs. Duckies. Solid, maybe bland red-and-white colors vs.blinding green and yellow uniforms...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 1,068 reads 12 comments

  24. Brett Favre, Welcome Back: The QB Returns To Green Bay October 24th

    Welcoming Favre Back In anticipation of the Packers - Vikings game in Green Bay on October 24th, the mayor of Green Bay, Mayor McCheese, has asked Packers fans to welcome back Brett Favre but to keep the welcomes “tasteful...

    Stan  Silliman Written by Stan Silliman about 4 years ago 405 reads 1 comments

  25. Sitcom Proposal: The 2010 Commonwealth Games (With Videos)

    If any major sporting event ever cried out to be a sit-com, the 2010 Commonwealth games in New Delhi is it...

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