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Golden State Warriors: The State Of The Post "Golden Era" and It's Needs

The NBA draft is coming up and the Golden State Warriors back offices need to set this team on a path, and with the view of last season and the events in it.....

Written by Carson Tazuk about 5 months ago 365 reads 0 comments
CM Punk: Opening for Rebellion?

Anyone who has looked at WWE.com or seen Extreme Rules has seen that Jeff Hardy won the WWE Title from Edge a few hours ago, and then CM Punk cashed his MITB contract and won it off him...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 5 months ago 255 reads 1 comments
What Is Matt Hardy To Do?

Ok ok, I've been off for a month because of school (F@*! the administration by the way) and since it's almost done, I figured I'd return!!! After the Royal Rumble, Matt and Jeff Hardy went at ...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 6 months ago 272 reads 1 comments
Smackdown vs. Raw: When Worlds Collide! (Week 1)

Note for this first issue: Only the main event and promo's will be shown from each show, in next week's, ALL matches will be written Also: ECW is intentionally not featured this week: It will be featured next week however...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 7 months ago 70 reads 1 comments
When a Video Game Has a Better Story Than the WWE... Start Running!!

A few years ago (about four or five years ago), a video game came out made by THQ: "SMACKDOWN vs. Raw." The game's "story" mode contained a simple, yet interesting, archetype of a story that would seem to really work in the WWE now...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 7 months ago 181 reads 5 comments
Stop Crying: The WWE Draft

After a very long time, Stop Crying is back, baby! Every year or so, The WWE gets shaken up in just the appropriate way for a select show...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 7 months ago 74 reads 1 comments
Jeff Hardy Status: Could ANY Of This Be a Planting From The WWE? Plus Update

As almost everyone wrote last night, or the night before that, it is being CLAIMED that Jeff Hardy is either negotiating a contract and looking to take time off, or simply leaving his contract to look into other outlet's...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 7 months ago 111 reads 2 comments
Jeff Hardy: Burnt Out AGAIN!?

Hey guys...I'm back again, but not with some great news... A recent report says that as of right now, Jeff Hardy is denying all attempts to extend his contract that expires in July as he is reported to be burnt out...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 7 months ago 158 reads 3 comments
Who Are The WWE's WATCHMEN?

With this month really having been Watchmen month, I re-read the graphic novel, saw the movie, etc. just like all of us. But writing this article was harder than you could imagine...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 8 months ago 115 reads 4 comments
Who are the WWE's WATCHMEN?

This is an exceptionally hard thing to actually write, translating real people not based on their looks to a complex comic book character...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 8 months ago 2 reads 0 comments
Christian Cage: What Was the Point?

OK, we all know that Christian Cage is on ECW. I like that a lot compared to other people. My problem is the fact that Vince McMahon picked up one of the bigger guys from his competition, and ...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 8 months ago 106 reads 6 comments
Stop Crying: WWE and Children May Mix for Now, but Not Forever

Over the last few years, we've seen a huge decline in quality of WWE programming, a great decline. Story lines are terrible, there's nothing here for the guy who actually watches the WWE and wants to see what made Raw and Smackdown great shows back then.

Written by Carson Tazuk about 8 months ago 155 reads 4 comments
Looking At Three Wrestling Superstars When They Were Just Starting Out

These three top stars have been head lining our thoughts as of late and it just felt right to remind people of were they began, some started off ahead of others, some had set backs...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 8 months ago 226 reads 6 comments
The Destruction of B/R: Killing These So Called "Ass-assins"

For a while now I've read these so called 'Assassin articles" and I'm just as sick of it as almost every other reader. Everyone knows who started this crap.....

Written by Carson Tazuk about 8 months ago 66 reads 17 comments
Stop Crying: Dealing With JBL For Just a Little Longer

It was hard to find a topic you all are bitching about, and finally I saw a surplus of JBL comments. I've never been a JBL fan, I really don't think anyone else has either, he's a no talent wrestler who generates heat by having a heartbeat...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 8 months ago 132 reads 12 comments
SHUT UP THE PRESSES! IT'S KILLING THE WWE ( + Spoilers)

Recent news shows now that Vince McMahon is on a crusade to end Internet leaks of storyline plans. Red Herrings have been planted among writers and associates to figure out who is the one leaking ...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 8 months ago 59 reads 0 comments
Don Nelson: The Largest Tumor In The History Of The NBA

Now be aware that the title has nothing to do with Don Nelson's size, just the severity of all his crap rounded up. Everyday I read articles off of ESPN Insider and Bleacher Report, and I read ...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 8 months ago 264 reads 5 comments
Rising from the Ashes: Recapping and Renewing Morale

HELLO Bleacher Report! I've been away due to family reasons, but that's all in the past, it's time to light this place on fire again! If you don't like it, STOP CRYING...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 8 months ago 19 reads 3 comments
WWE Universe: The Land Without the Rule of Cause-and-Effect?

I started to ponder this idea after this past Smackdown and reading further recaps of Matt Hardy's "blogs". The WWE seems to ignore how one thing goes down on one show, like last weeks Raw, and how it would effect this weeks Smackdown...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 9 months ago 56 reads 0 comments
Prediction Made Easy: Edge and Jeff Hardy

Anyone who is reading play by plays or watching knows that Jeff Hardy eliminated Edge in tonight's elimination chamber match! Now, it might just be me, and I really don't think it is, but this is just too easy...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 9 months ago 96 reads 2 comments
Super Cena Report, No Way Out Edition: Blame Jericho

If there was even a chance that John Cena wasn't going to win, Chris Jericho just screwed everyone who wants Cena to lose. By now, EVERYONE has heard about Jericho's incident with fans after leaving a show, and so far no action has been reported...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 9 months ago 50 reads 2 comments
STOP CRYING: Super Cena? Screw That!

I know what your thinking, "Does this guy really think he can stop me from hating on Cena?" The Answer is NO, STOP CRYING is about showing you why complaining is pointless and possibly why you are wrong...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 9 months ago 95 reads 3 comments
Stop Crying: Christian Is On ECW, Get Used To It

This is hopefully the first of a new "STOP CRYING" series of articles I'm reading across the board that everyone is getting sad or mad that Christian is on ECW and that it's a bad move...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 9 months ago 108 reads 7 comments
WWE's Attempts At Surprising Us After Royal Rumble Seem Haphazard

We all saw Christian Cage's return to the WWE a few days ago, the thing was, we were expecting it to be this Friday or Sunday...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 9 months ago 120 reads 0 comments
Shooting You All Down: Our Theories Mean Nothing With WWE's Mentality

We are all throwing alot of theories and guesses as to what the WWE is going to do next, and the fact remains that we can do it, but right now it is pointless...

Written by Carson Tazuk about 9 months ago 39 reads 7 comments

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Carson Tazuk Article Archive

Golden State Warriors: The State Of The Post "Golden Era" and It's Needs

CM Punk: Opening for Rebellion?

What Is Matt Hardy To Do?

Smackdown vs. Raw: When Worlds Collide! (Week 1)

When a Video Game Has a Better Story Than the WWE... Start Running!!

Stop Crying: The WWE Draft

Jeff Hardy Status: Could ANY Of This Be a Planting From The WWE? Plus Update

Jeff Hardy: Burnt Out AGAIN!?

Who Are The WWE's WATCHMEN?

Who are the WWE's WATCHMEN?

Christian Cage: What Was the Point?

Stop Crying: WWE and Children May Mix for Now, but Not Forever

Looking At Three Wrestling Superstars When They Were Just Starting Out

The Destruction of B/R: Killing These So Called "Ass-assins"

Stop Crying: Dealing With JBL For Just a Little Longer

SHUT UP THE PRESSES! IT'S KILLING THE WWE ( + Spoilers)

Don Nelson: The Largest Tumor In The History Of The NBA

Rising from the Ashes: Recapping and Renewing Morale

WWE Universe: The Land Without the Rule of Cause-and-Effect?

Prediction Made Easy: Edge and Jeff Hardy

Super Cena Report, No Way Out Edition: Blame Jericho

STOP CRYING: Super Cena? Screw That!

Stop Crying: Christian Is On ECW, Get Used To It

WWE's Attempts At Surprising Us After Royal Rumble Seem Haphazard

Shooting You All Down: Our Theories Mean Nothing With WWE's Mentality

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